"Hello?"
"Hello, I would like to order a 6 piece chicken, medium fries and a medium Sprite."
"Um—"
"Oh and throw in those ketchup packets because I'm eating in my car and you guys always seem to forget the ketchup."
"Hey–"
"I mean come on isn't it obvious that I would want ketchup? What, do you think I have some stash in my glove compartment?"
"Stop–"
"Oh! That's a good idea! Or i'll just keep the whole bottle in here. Nah it will probably go bad or something..."
"Shut up! Stop talking!"
"Whoa I–"
"Shush! No more talking."
"Hmm."
"I thought I told you not to call again."
"What? How did you know it was me? You can't see my number!"
"I recognized your voice dip-wad."
"Oh..."
"Yeah. Wait how did you get my number anyways?"
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"He did not just hang up on me."
"Yes, he did."
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The Number On The Napkin
Short Story"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than liste...
