Stan: Aha, no but with this these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?
You: Careful!!!
We crashed through the forest and we finally got to our destination.
Stan: Ok ok, open them up!
Dipper and Mabel: *take off their blindfolds*
Stan: Ta-da!!! It's fishing seasons!!!
Mabel: Fishing?
Dipper: What are you playing at, old man?
Stan: You're gonna love it, the whole town's out here! *looks at the other people in the lake* That's some quality family bonding time!!!
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, why do you wanna "bond" with us all of a sudden?
Stan: C'mon, this is gonna be great!!! I've never had fishing buddies before! The guys from the lodge won't go with me. They don't "like" or "trust" me. And (y/n) always chooses to stay in the Shack.
You: I'm more of an indoor person.
Stan: Where't you the one who suggested to go skydiving?
You: Fine, I'm a complex person.
Stan: *eye roll* So what do you say?
Mabel: I think he actually wants to fish with us!
Stan: Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up. *pulls out to fishing hats with the name Dippy in one and Mabel in the other and puts them on the twins' heads* Pow! Pines family fishing hats!!! That's... that's hand stitching, you know. It's just gonna be you three, me, and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours!!!
Dipper: Ten hours?!?
Stan: I brought the joke book~!!!
Dipper: No, no!!!
Mabel: There has to be a way out of this!!!
Old Man: I'd seen it!!! I'd seen it again!!! *runs through the whole place pushing and hitting anything in his way* The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker!!! Come quick before it scrabdoodles away!!! *does some weird dance*
Mabel: Aww, he's doing a happy jig!!!
Old Man: Nooo!!! It's a jig of grave danger!
Worker: Hey, hey!!! Now what have I told you about scaring my costumers?!? This is your last warning, dad!!! *sprays the old man with water*
Old Man: But I got proof this time back company!!!
Dipper and Mabel: *look at each other*
Old Man: *points at a broken boat* Behold!!! It's the Gobbleywonker who done did it!!! It had a long neck like a gee-raffe!!! And wrinkly skin like uh... *points at Stan* like this gentleman right here!!!
Stan: Hm?
Old Man: It shot my boat up into smither-runes and ship-shaped over to Scuttlebutt Island!!! You gotta believe me!!!
Blubs: Attention all units, we've got ourselves a crazy old man.
Everyone: *laughs*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanficYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
Ep.2: Legend Of Gobblewonker
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