Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

36| Cash Money Blow dat Sh*t

I don't know what's up with my title. I was trying some gangsta shit...

...and yes. It ultimately failed.

Anyway, I'm so sorry about the last chapter - I'd copy pasted the waitress rant on it by mistake and I hadn't even noticed! I fixed it though, so maybe if you were confused you can check it out again.

(So much for being a genius.)

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So another thing that is in many of wattpad's stories is that costs, expenses and money are never put into consideration.

Funny how I got this thought - I was watching Austin and Ally (don't judge me, some episodes are not too bad) (but I really don't like the new Disney) and Austin was on tour in a totally different city and since Ally missed him, so she just flew over

Then she had ended up at the wrong place
("Austin, we're 3000 miles apart!")

So she flew again

But Austin ended up in another place, totally different city (stupid shit) ("Austin, we're 3000 miles apart again!")

Then he flew back or she flew to him or SOMETHING IDIOTIC LIKE THAT
("We're finally together. We're a great team!")

They never kissed. Can you imagine? I felt so ripped off.

But, back to the point.

What really pissed me off is that it - as well as many wattpad books - imply that having/ getting money is a breeze or that everyone is just bloody rich or whatever

(AND FOR ONE, IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING RICH AUSTIN AND ALLY, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET A TRAVEL AGENT DO YOUR BOOKINGS FOR YOU

Dumb fucks -_-)

But seriously. Wattpad characters have just been going on dates in fucking hot air balloons or to Paris

Like do you understand that it costs money

WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT THEY WORK IN STARBUCKS (duh)

So cool, I didn't know Starbucks paid y'all so much money

Well, it's either that they have fancy activities to partake in, or that they get into a relationship with a really rich person. In fact, here's a little report.

BOOKS WHERE A RICH PERSON (GUY) IS INVOLVED

Name: Rich/ Famous/ Rich and Famous Person

Life Story: They've never done 'normal' things, so obviously part of their date experience will be the 'poor' person taking them on a date to McDonalds lol

When Rich Person is choosing a date:

> yacht rides

> 7-star hotel dinner (these in fact, do exist, but they're like only 4 in the world.)

> Fly to the Bahamas and back in a day

> private jet rides and shit

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Of course, Harry is the main provider of this shit lol

The Rich Person is more often than not a guy. But thing is; their parents are rich, I understand that; but do they have all that money to themselves?

Um...two seconds.

I take that back.
Their parents are never even there.

But why are these kids so spoilt?

And not only these rich ones. Just the fact that many authors tend to ignore money matters in their books thoroughly annoys me because here I am, watching friends and even family struggle with work and stuff, yet I read about 16 year olds fuckin living like they've got all the money in the world

Do you understand me

Do you see my point?

I feel like I need to reiterate it

Idk

It's just really annoying that some authors on here overlook reality's problems

Such as periods (THE GIRLS NEVER FREAKING HAVE THEIR PERIOD. The only time a period is mentioned is when she's pissed off at the guy best friend then he's like

"Are you on your...?" {because all wattpad males cannot, under any circumstances, mention that word}

"JUST BECAUSE I'M ANGRY DOESN'T MEAN I'M ON." The girl always snaps back.

Like jeez, take a chill pill.)

Or safety (I don't know about you, but it's not really safe to walk to a friends house at 2am in the morning. But it's wattpad, obvs.)

Or money

You can't be fucking having Starbucks every day for school lunch and then after school then order in for dinner

I mean, wouldn't that be the life? But it's not. There'd be too many fat and rich people k

Like honestly

I hope I am communicating here