Funny Facts & Jokes

Real tension

What is tension ?.............

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1 beautiful girl asks you for  a lift

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All of a sudden she feels sick...

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You take her to a hospital....

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Doctor says: 'Congrulations! You have become a father!'...

See tension............

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You say you are not the child's father,

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But the girl says 'He is lying'.

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More tension!........

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Cops come & you have a medical check up.......

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Report says you cant ever be a father....

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Bloody hell, more tension!...

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You Thank God and leave that place....

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Then you remember how come you  have two kids at home?

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That's REAL TENSION....