wrong number [w.jh + x.mh]

are you hitting on me?

jun
hey
hey
hey
hey
hao
minghao
minghaoooo
haohao
minghao
xu minghao
hey
hey minghao
hey hey hey hey hey
oh my gOD

minghao
dear jesus what do you need

jun
hi

minghao
fuck off

jun
aw the baby is angry
does someone need a nap?

minghao
gladly

jun
lmao anygay
what's up dude

minghao
trying to help my roommate pick out what to wear for his stupid date

jun
oh wow
wonwoo is going on a date later too lmao
thank GOD he hasn't asked me to help
or take him there
he did that once

minghao
lucky
he did both
except im dropping him off and leaving

jun
must suck for u
for fucks sake
he just-
fucK man
he asked me to drop him off too
weird

minghao
it's like we have kids
i wonder who gyu's date is
who would actually date that loser LMAOAO

jun
how nice of u
but same for wonwoo
im gonna ask him

minghao
yeah im gonna ask mingyu too
JUN
JUNHUI
JUNHUI DUDE GUESS WHAT

jun
MINGYU'S DATING WONWOO
NO FUCKING WAY

minghao
DUDE
DUDE
DUDE

jun
OHSJSMGJDJDMMD
DUUUUUDE WE SHOULD MEET EACH OTHER

minghao
suddenly i gotta cancel

jun
nooO IT'LL BE FUN
WE CAN GO GET FOOD

minghao
but you're a pain in the ass so ;)

jun
that wink rly throwing me off here
you tryna sex me up
because two can play at that game
;)

minghao
no ew
what the fuck

jun
ive got a shit ton of pickup lines just waiting to be used

minghao
please don't

jun
are you wifi? cause im really feeling a connection ;)

minghao
oh GOD

jun
are you a cigaratte? because you're smoking ;)

minghao
are you... are you hitting on me?

jun
on a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and im the 1 you need ;)

minghao
are you an astronomer?
cause you're about to be seeing stars.

jun
i would hate you but that's genius
👏👏👏

minghao
i know
🤙🤙🤙

jun
whatever
anyways see you later!! im so excited to finally meet you

minghao
me too
really