#4
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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I appreciate long text messages.
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Just ask her out already, idiot.
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3 common lies from guys: I'm sorry, I love you, I won't hurt u.
3 common lies from girls: I'm fine, I'm not mad at u, I don't love you.
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