"Im hungry!" Italy's stomach began to growl
" are you sure this is the place? It's kinda hot in here!" He starts to whine. Germany complains to italy.
"oy! Italy why are you whining when i am carrying you?!" After a while, they spotted a small store
" i bought some boiled eggs aru!" (You are now imagining a hetalia theme song)
"That's good! I was about to eat little France..."
Russia smacked both of France and England's head hardly, they both shivered and walked closely to china "quick,China give us one of those!!"
"ve~! Finally i can eat!"
They each got one and cracked it. Not looking, each of them took a bite "this actually taste good" Japan stared at the person who sold it to them "anything what this country needs!.... Smiles on their faces!" The person spoke
" I've never seen this egg before?" England starts to remove the egg shells then he saw an obnoxious figure France starts to smirk at England's face "this egg is better than your scones you worthless man!"
" your the worthless man! you bloody git!!" Germany pulls out the weird-looking object
" excuse me miss, but what is this kind of egg?" She smiled like russia "it's a dead duck's embryo!"
They all seem to puke except for Russia and France
"I don't really care!" russia said it with a mouthful " I eat snails for snacks" france too
"What's a hero gonna do?" America took a bucket and puked in it
" uh.. Stay there and puke all day?" England said satcastically to america.
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IT TASTE...IT TASTE...IT TASTE...WHO AM I KIDDING?IT ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD THAN ENGLAND'S COOKING!!!!!!" Italy then sees Enland sulking on a dark wall " I hate you..." (italy =hetalia!=)
the french man pats the italian's shoulder
" hey great job there italy! Hey how about you join me next time? Were great friends right?" France lies down an arm on italy's shoulder
" im sorry,I can't... England's a great friend to me"
the two countries then sulks at the wall together
"i hate you..."
"LETS QUIT WHINING AND LETS GO ALREDY!!!" Germany left while other's follow him
"hey! You can't leave us here? WAIT FOR US!!" (Germany =hetalia!=)
*knock* *knock* Japan looks at the address
"are you sure this is the place?" America looks up the place
" this place is kinda old!" the italian whines
" right! let's break in!" Russia swings his pipe and was about to hammer towards the door
"WAIT! ARE YOU CRAZY MAN?!"
"the people used break in my house all the time..."
(Russia=hetalia!=)
"Guys! Guys! Lets just wait for the person to come aru!!" China racewalks and bangs the door
"OY! WERE NOT CRIMINALS! WERE JUST PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHY SHE CAN'T JOIN THE MEETINGS LATELY ARU!" They paused for a while but no one came
"Forget it no one's coming!" England had an attitude about it
" you give up to easily England, especially your cooking..." france smirked "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU BLOODY GIT!?"
"I SAID YOU GIVE UP TO EASILY! ESPECIALLY YOUR COOKING!"
the English man suddenly jumps right over the french man and headlocks him
"take it back! You frog!!!"
" NEVER!!"
"Stop fighting!" Italy sobs
" are you guys even serious about this mission aru?!" Japan heard something inside the house
"guys...stop fighting... i think someone's coming..."
they all stared at the japanese man *muffled footsteps*
"im coming!"
Their eyes widened.The door opens, she had tan skin, she wore a blue sleeveless shirt saying: made in the philippines,she wore sport shorts and she had black pearls for eyes.
"sorry I didn't know visitors would come at this moment, I'm actually busy watching S.K's telenovelas that's why I usually stay at ho- wait, is it going to rain today? Maybe you should stay in my place... by the way... I'm philippines! Also known as the pearl of the orient seas!" They paused for a while
"uhh guys are you okay?" America moves closer to her
"H-hello mister...great to see you! Hehe...uhhh" America starts to malfunction (or something like that) she looks at the others,
"are you with him or are you other people who go with him?"(you are now imagining a hetalia ending theme song)
"a-a-are you really ph-phili-"
America bends forward to observe her face,philippines blushed
"oy! anong ginagawa mo?"
she blushed and pushed away
"you baboy! You don't just do that to a person you don't know!"
Continued on next chapter
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FanfictionIt's a Hetalia Philippines fanfic. Unedited. I also don't understand why this is getting so much reads.
