Loki: The New God Of Remnant

Kicked From Midgard

Hiya I'm Sterling Silver, but you can call me Loki. Everybody does that. Unless your a mortal that I'm not friends with or one of my followers. Then its Lord Loki to you.  I'm actually not the first Loki to live on Midgard. I'm what they call a "New Generation God".  You see after thousands of years of not being worshiped the gods began fade away, and around the time I was 16, they were in such a weakened state that they all came to one conclusion. In order to survive, they needed to give their life essence and in doing so godly powers to a mortal. The gods decided to choose candidates based on the Seven Deadly Sins. So they collected teenagers who have committed the Sins of Pride, Wrath, Greed, Gluttony, Envy, Lust, and Sloth. I was Loki's Sin of pride. Upon ascension I was given the option for 2 new powers to represent. I choose to have all the powers that are in Anime and Video Games as a whole. The other gods scoffed at this , but that was before I beat both Ra and Zeus. Leaving Odin the only God more powerful than me. You see each pantheon has one attribute that makes them "stronger" than the other pantheons. For the Norse its individual strength, Greeks its strength in numbers (If they knew how to cooperate), and for the Egyptians its a balance of both.  I share a god rank (That being Transcendent God) with Thor the god of Thunder. He and I are pretty equally matched when it comes to power. We may fight every so often but that's to get stronger and try to surpass each other. Thor is actually one of my best friends. However, there is someone who despises me because "apparently" we are supposed to kill each other on Ragnarok. That would be Heimdall. No idea how a Lower mid rank God would be able to kill me. Especially after the power I'll receive because of the chaos of Ragnarok. Oh I didn't explain that. You see my power comes from Negative emotion.  I often send shades of myself around the world to collect negative emotion and I turn it into magic energy. And I'm willing to bet at the end of the world mortals won't be frolicking around like its Christmas. Heimdall would do literally everything to get me out of the way. Hel, he's went as far as to hack into the Russian nuclear missile arsenal and send every one of them to Massachusetts in hopes that a nuclear weapon is enough to kill a god. It didn't work out well for him.

(Author's note: I'm from Massachusetts. If any of y'all are from Massachusetts you got my Respecc. Massholes represent.)

Anyway, I was about to teleport to Asgard for a god meeting. Whenever a god has a problem we all come together and vote on a solution. I wonder what its about this time. Better not be Freya again. What's wrong with Freya? Well, to put it kindly she's after my dick.

Last time she challenged my to a Flyting on the terms if I lost I'd marry her.  BAD IDEA

(Author's Note:  Flyting is a poetic exchange of insults practiced mainly between the 5th and 16th centuries)

~~Flash Back brought to you by Chibi Loki screaming "BEGONE THOT!"~~

Freya: Loki! I challenge you to a flyting! And if you lose you marry me!

Loki choked on his mead. 

Loki: Freya... Out of all the things you could have done to get my dick, that is the stupidest.

Frey: Seriously sis this is a BAAAAAD idea.

Freya: Shut up Frey!

Loki: I'm honor bound to accept your challenge, but are you sure you want this. I WILL NOT GO EASY ON YOU.

Freya: Yes!

Loki: Frey, I'm sorry for what I'm about to do, but just remember your sister dragged me into it

Freya and Loki stood up on  the table. 

Loki: So Freya I'm surprised you'd go this far just to do it with me. I mean, what will all those poor dwarf Jewelers do now? They'll have no one willing to have their children in exchange for Jewelry!

Freya just gasped at that.

Loki: Your right maybe that was a bit mean. I've seen your treasure room it only has what, a few hundred dwarven made accessories with engravings that say something like "To Freya the one who finally slept with me"!

The gods just went wide eyed and silent staring at Freya.

Loki: I mean if your into midgets than why come after me? I know you've spied on me in the shower before. If you prefer small dicks then why do you keep sending me your nudes? 

Loki then proceeded to turn the "Special photos" Freya sent him into holographic form so all the gods present could see.

At that point Freya just ran out crying.

Loki: *looks to Frey* I told you and her I wouldn't hold back.

~FLASH BACK OVER~

Loki arrived in Asgard and sat in his chair.

Once everyone had arrived Odin spoke up.

Odin: We are here to discuss Hiemdall's problem

Loki and Thor: OH ME DAMMIT!

(Gettit?)

Loki: What is it this time?

Odin: He wants Loki to pay for the sins of his previous reincarnation.

Loki, Thor, Frey, Freya: WHAT?!

Heimdall represented some "evidence" of why its better to get rid of Loki BEFORE he causes Ragnarok.

Loki: BULLSHIT! You came this close to causing Ragnarok yourself and you've nearly cause a war with the other pantheons twice! All I've done is go around the world making followers and collecting magical and legendary weapons! Ask Frey he helped me get Excalibur last week! 

Frey: This is true.

Heimdall: Did you not kill Baldr?

Loki: *points to Baldr who was reincarnated * HE'S RIGHT THERE!

Odin: ENOUGH! Everybody Should Loki be punished yes or no.

Loki: No!

Thor: No!

Frey: No!

Freya: No!

Frigg: No!

Baldr: Yes...

Tyr: Yes.

Heimdall: YESSSSSSSSSSS

Mimir: Yes.

Njord: Yes.

Hel: Yes.

Loki: Hel! How dare you! You were supposed to be my daughter! How many souls have I sent you?!

Odin:  I'm sorry Loki. But majority rules. Come quietly.

Loki:

Loki Then teleported out of there.

Thor: I cant be the only one who expected him to do that right?

 Knowing he would be pursued, Loki quickly wrote a letter to his family, put his magic weapon collection in a pocket dimension only he could access, grabbed his magical talking shape shifting wolf pup Fenrir, and made a portal to a world no one could follow him to. Remnant.

He took one last look at Midgard and left through the portal. 

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Author: Alright!  Last chance to vote in the comments on if I should change a girl in the harem, what team I should put Loki on,  or anything else you think I could add. Also, should I kill CRDL? Because I REALLY wanna kill CRDL. But if to many people say no I won't.