Super Far // [harry styles]

11 - bagel battle

@aspendelveccio: thanks for taking this pic of me three margs deep @mattking

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harrystyles: three margs ! happy friday !
aspendelveccio: @harrystyles i'm hungover ! ahaha !
mattking: no prob! was great to see and catch up with ya!
codyko: my hangover is unreal
codyko: wanna get beers
aspendelveccio: @codyko my liver would come flying out of my body if i had one more DROP of alcohol
user: queen of straight teeth

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how ya feelin' hot shot?

asp
truly like death
but thank god my friend got a picture of me when i was thriving!!!!!
we love a cute instagram!!!!

H
you in bed still?

asp
yeah

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*FaceTime call from Harry Styles!!!!!!!!*

"Hi." I smile, answering his call. "I look half fucking dead." I look at myself. "Oh no good." I shake my head.

"What's my contact in your phone?" He asks, disregarding my comments on my appearance.

"Harry Styles with, hold on." I go to my contacts and count the exclamation points. "Eight exclamation points after it."

"You're Aspen Delveccio with exclamation points in my phone!" He smiles. "Ten exclamation points, though."

"Glad we were on the same page." I smile, rolling over and hugging a pillow before readjusting a pillow. "What time is it for you?"

"Six." He responds and I nod. "Are you really hungover?" He asks and I shrug.

"I've been worse, but I've also been better."

"Please tell me your worst hangover story while I order you something for lunch on Postmates."

"You're not buying me food."

"I'm buying you food."

"You don't know my address."

"I have an inside source."

"Is it Jesse or Hayden?"

"That is none of your business." He retorts, and his face is even more lit up for a moment. "Wait, I'm going to call you from my computer. Give me two seconds."

"You do that. I need to get up and have some coffee." I say and we hang up, and he calls me back a moment later, and I answer it as I walk through my small house, going to the coffee pot and setting him down as I make coffee.

"What do you want to eat? I was thinking Western Bagel." He says and I look at him.

"You're not ordering me food." I insist.

"I'm ordering you food! What do you want?"

"Nothing." I shrug. "I want to drink my coffee."

"Alright, we're getting you a bagel." I hear him clicking. "Butter or cream cheese?" He looks at me and sees me just staring at him. "Choose."

"I don't want you spending money on my hungover ass." I shake my head.

"Sweetheart." He starts and I smirk. "I mean this in the least douchey way possible, but money is not an issue for me. Now tell me what the fuck you want for breakfast."

I knew this was a pointless battle to fight.

"Western Bagel?" I ask and he nods, his smile growing. "Blueberry bagel with cream cheese."

"Anything to drink?"

"Iced coffee with one pump of vanilla and whatever non-dairy milk they have."

"You're aware there's dairy in cream cheese?"

"The dairy in the cream cheese is worth it. The pimple I'll get if I have it there and in coffee, on the other hand, is not."

"You'd look great with a spot!"

"A spot!" I coo. "You're so cute!" I whine, looking at him. "Oh my God!" I scream as Martin, my dog, comes to my feet, his paws hitting my ankles. "Marty! Wanna meet Harry!?" I squeal, picking him up and showing him to Harry. "Harry this is Marty!" I smile, showing off my dog.

"Love a dog mom. Hi, Marty!" He says with a big smile. "Your food will be there in half an hour." He says and looks down at his phone. "I need to order something as well."

"We can eat together." I wiggle my fingers at him. "Cute!" I sing, a big smile on my face.

"You're such a dork. Should I have a salad or a smoothie?" He looks at me.

"For dinner?" He nods. "Salad. You should eat actual food for dinner. A smoothie is great for breakfast though." I point at my phone. "I'm just standing here and chatting. It's like vlogging. Cute." I pose with my hot pink Hello Kitty mug.

"So are you ever going to tell me your worst hangover story? Also I'm getting a salad."