That's right bitches, thought you could do whatever you wanted? WRONG! You're in my territory now, if you want me to teach you how to be a bad bitch then you'll do as I say.
1. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up (Note From Future Alex: don't let anyone tell you what to do)
2. Follow number 1 in order
3. Do everything as I tell you to
4. Istg if you don't follow number 2 we gonna have a problem
5. Just follow the rules kay?
6. okAY LISTEN UP THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE, you may be learning how to be a bad bitch, but always remeber that I am THE BAD BITCH, and those are the bad bitches you don't wanna fuck with, got it?
Now let the real shit begin
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How To Be A Bad Bitch
Humor"There is a thin line between sass and being a straight up bitch. Be sure to cross that line everyday."
