Complicated...Part 3

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Harry: Expelliarmus!

Voldemort: AHHHH!!!

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Jack: PITCH! WHY DONT YOU FIGHT LIKE A MAN?

Pitch: Because I am not a man, I am a shadow of Fear!

Jack: I AM NOT AFRIAD! I AM ANGRY! *Throws ice, but misses Pitch and hits Pluto*

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Pluto: Oh look! There's golden blood. :)

Percy: Look! I dont want to fight! I want peace! Someone is possesing you!

Pluto: NO ONE POSSES THE GLORIOUS gOD PLUTO!!

Percy: *Summons poison and thrases them into whips to hit Pluto* ARGH!

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Edward: What's wrong old man?

Snow: Lay one red drop of blood on my beard and you are getting it...

Edward: O.o Um... RAWR!

****Meanwhile

Annabeth: Is this the tiara?

Hermione: Yes! Smash it!

Annabeth: *Steps on it*

***A flood of Dark water washes over them***

Katniss: Whoa...

Hermione: Look! Voldemort's Diary. *picks it up*

Katniss: Diary, tiara? Seems like a princess teenager to me.

****Meanwhile

Harry: How can we all be lving? ALL OF YOU!

Pitch: I dont die.

Snow: Duh, Pluto!

Edward: Ugh! *Rips out Snow's guts* Gross! How can you be lving?

Voldemort: I have horcrux---AHHHH!! The others...these for are distracting us, and the others are killing my horcruxes.

HArry: You killed more people?

Voldemort: Katniss's children, Peeta, Ron, Elsa---

Jack: *Throwe Sharp Icicles at Voldemort* YOU JERK!

****Meanwhile

Annabeth: So a horcrux basically is made by this certain death and one's life can be transferred to a certain object or human?

Hermione: Sort of...well, yes, but there's a lot more to that... *Smashes Helga Hufflepuff cup* *Big wind*

Katniss: *Coughs* Since you guys already destroyed Voldemort, and his horcruxes, why is it back.

Hermione: I dont know...

Annabeth: The Tartarus is where dead mosters go to, and in a matter of time they come back either in years, months, days...

Hermione: Do you think Voldemort is a monster?

Annabeth: No, just a physco who happens to do a lot of murders and has no nose... *Smashes Ring*

****Meanwhile

Voldemort: AHHHHHHH AHAHHHHHH!! I HATE THIS!!!

****Meanwhile

Katniss: *Smashes Slytherin's Locket* This is easier than I thought.

Annabeth: Yeah, *Smashes Marvolo's Gaunt RIng*

Hermione: Yep. I think that's it.

Katniss and Annabeth: Really?

Hermione: Yeah, the other two are... dead and...Harry...

Katniss: Hairy?

Hermione: NO! Harry Potter.

Annabeth: Hairy Potter.

Hermione: No! just--come on!

****Meanwhile

Percy: *Punches Pluto* Ugh!

Annabeth, Katniss, Hermione: *Enters back*

Percy: Annabeth!!!

Annabeth: kill Harry!

Harry: What?

Katniss: *Shoots Arrow at Harry, but blocked by Voldemort* Shoot!

Voldemort: No one touches the boy!

Katniss: *Shoots Voldemorts eye*

Voldemort: Ah! *Pulls arrow slowly out of eye*

Snow: Ah!

Katniss: *Shoots Harry*

Harry: How...how..I... *Faints*

Hermione: Dont worry, he'll live...

Ron: *Crawls out of the river* IM ALIVE!

Hermione: Ron!! *Hugs Ron* ...Ron?

Edward: How is that possible?

Percy: IDK, this a messed up story.

Katniss: Ew...why does Snow looks...Like a zombie...?

Snow: I cannot die.

Katniss: *Shoots Snow*

Snow: *Dies*

Katniss: You're right...This is a messed up story.

Peeta and Bella: *Crawls out of the river*

Katniss: Peeta!! *Hugs and Kisses Peeta*

Edward: Bella!! *Punches Pluto and kisses Bella*

Annabeth: So the more we kill, the more live.

Jack: Okay! *punches Pitch, but misses*

Pitch: I am still alive. I cannot die.

Jack: But you can dissapear.

Pitch: I still have fear.

Edward,Bella, jack, Ron, Katniss, Peeta, Annabeth, Percy, Hermione, Harry, Ron: I am not afriad.

Pluto: Im out! *Leaves*

Pitch: Oh. NOOooooo *Dissapears*

Elsa: *Crawls out of River*

Jack: ELSAAA!! My Fioncé!

Peeta: Wait, they're getting married?

Elsa: Jack! *Kisses*

Ron: But I still have 100 questions about this messed up story like how did we get out? and How did---

Annabeth: It's best not to know...

Harry: But most important question: How will we get out?

Frank Zhang (Who apparently enters as a giant chirstmas unicorn that has teleportation powers): Hop on me.

Everyone: Okay.

A/N: And they all lived with sweg after, not the end.

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So! I did not edit this bc I'm in a hurry bai!!

Okay, the first two parts were cool and it fell into an abyss of weirdness at the ending...

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