Slendy Works At Burger King

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*beep*

Me: action

Slenderman: like 10 cars out there and I'm like "Hi Ma'am-

Jeff: I AINT NO WOMAN YOU -beep- -beep-

*beep*

Jeff: I want to suck your delicious pickles... *-*

Me: THAT IS OVER RATED, ITS GAY, AND THATS NOT THE -beep- SCRIPT

Slenderman: HAH, GAAAYYYYYY

*beep*

Rake: BUR-

Jeff: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -runs away-

Me: Goddammit that boy

Liu: I was stuck with him for 13 years....

Jeff: it's actually 15 years, 5 months, 28 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes and 25 seconds and counting

Liu: ......YOU COUNT?!?!?

*beep*

Jeff: I want sauce....and I want to give you a message -hands paper to me-

Me: .....O.O

Liu: ....a 6 and 9 together....

Me: .....

Liu: turn off the camera...this will not end beautiful

*beep*

Me: while Jeff is with Nurse Ann lets continue on shall we? -paper falls and picks up-

BEN: Dem boobies

Liu: Lock me up, chain me down or I will make everyone with Nurse Ann

*beep*

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