Slendy Hates Malk

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[ For your own risk this part is a little sexual ]

Slenderman: it's pronounced milk, you make it sound like a disease

Jeff: well then shut the -beep- up and -beep- -beep- -beep- -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-

BEN: that's over rated...

*beep*

Jeff: I want some boobies

Slenderman: ITS MALK NOT BOOBIES

Jeff: THATS MY LINE YOU -beep- -beep-

Slenderman: -beep- YOU AND -beep- -beep- -beep-

Me: -fixes shirt- ō.ō

*beep*

BEN: Mulk

Jeff: is mulk french for boobies? Because boobies gives you milk.... Yummy....

Slenderman: -slaps Jeff-

*beep*

Jeff: I AM SO -beep- TIRED OF YOU TO KEEP -beep- -beep- SLAP -beep-

Slenderman: WELL STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMAN'S BREASTS

Jeff: -slowly walks towards me-

Me: .......

Jeff: LETS GET MILK FROM HER -touches-

Liu: ...... -punches Jeff in face-

*beep*

BEN: sorry dad....my white friends

Jeff: WHO YOU CALLING WHITE -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep-

*beep*

Slenderman: -slaps Jeff with carton of milk- STOP -beep- RUINING THE -beep- -beep- SHOW

Me: ..... Liu...your in charge now.... -gets up and leaves-

Jeff: no more boobies? DX

Liu: I will seriously punch you again -.-

*beep*

Liu: -punches Jeff in face-

Jeff: -kicks-

BEN: -gets on top of slenderman- STAHP

Me: guys im....

Everyone: .....

Me: -backs away slowly and disappears-

*beep*

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