Me: Welcome to the randomness of creepypasta!
Everyone: woohoo!
Me: now lets start with a random question!
Jeff: Wait! I have something that will surprise some people if you knew well watch this.
Me: ._. TA fudge hurry up!
Jeff: -winks-
Victim: WHAT THE FU-?! -heads explode-
Me: well that's the end of this show JANITOR!