School

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Slenderman: ITS SCHOOL TIME :D

Jeff: I hate school -.-

Liu: but didn't you get love notes?

Jeff: .......still hate it -.-

Me: I hate school if its boring

*school*

Slenderman: ok creepypastas lets start off with a few new math problems, what is 2+8*7-8?

Everyone: ......

Slenderman: come on children don't be shy

LJ: -raises hand-

Slenderman: LJ?

LJ: candy?

Slenderman: ok now lets get another answer from a not retarded person

Masky: I think I know the answer Mr. Slendy!

Jeff: *mimics*

Masky: HEY SHUT UP SNOW WHITE

Jeff: DONT CALL ME SNOW WHITE YOU F##KING NOOB

Slenderman: Jeff did you just said the F word?!

Jeff: noob?

Masky: no he's talking about f##k you cant say f##k in school you F##king fata##

Slenderman: JEFF

Jeff: why the f##k not?

Slenderman: EJ

EJ: dude you just said f##k again!

Slenderman: HOODIE

Hoodie: hi!

Jeff: what's the big deal it doesn't hurt anybody f##kf##kf##kf##kityf##k

Slenderman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ZALGO?

Jeff: how would you like to suck my balls?

Me: WAIT WHAT THE

Slenderman: what did you just say?!

Jeff: im sorry im sorry what I meant was, -gets out microphone- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR SLENDY?!

Liu: oh s##t bro FACK YOU SLENDY

*moments later*

Jeff/Masky/EJ/Liu: -standing with Zalgo-

Zalgo: ok you told Slenderman to suck you balls?

Jeff: ......

Zalgo: you guys cussed at Slendy and pissed him off?

Everyone: .....

Zalgo: GREAT JOB GUYS YOU GUYS GET ICE CREAM NOW GO BACK TO CLASS

Liu: WOOOOOOOOOOO SCHOOL NEVERED FAILED ME :D

Jeff: but you did made a D in math when I made an A

Masky: -.- I will murder you Jeff

Jeff: NU YOU WONT CHU WOV ME SO MUCH :3

Masky: O///O

EJ: I wonder what Slendy will say when we go back home

*after school*

Slenderman: YOU ARE GROUNDED YOU FOUR

Jeff: we ain't babies

Masky: I actually agree....sir

Slenderman: D:<

Jeff: I already got grounded for kicking Liu in the a## now your grounding me for pissing you off

Slenderman: -slaps Jeff head-

Jeff: -.- you beech

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