Deadpool's Love Story

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So Deadpools Masters was asking question after question and so on. So here's just some. The Master said Who are you parents. She said Wolverine and Mystique. The Deadpools Master ask So Miss.Howlett what are your powers she said while  Im a shaft shifter and I can look like Mystique but blond hair instead of red  and claws like Wolverines. Deadpools Master Ohh would you allow me to do some test on you She said no my Daddy told me what you do to mutants and  that you put something in Deadpools head so you can control him Deadpools Master said yes but for some reason when ever I tell you to hurt you it doesn't work. she said maybe because he can't I have healing factor and I live forever.  Deadpool's Master said what you didn't tell me that! She said you didn't ask. Deadpool said that's enough questions for her to his master. the his Master walk out a little mad at Deadpool. So then she can I call you your real name Wade. Wade or Deadpool said it doesn't matter both of them are my name. so then she got curious about his control chip so since she's a shape shifter she turned into his master then  she says show Mae Howlett to her room and then turns back into blond hair blue eyed self. then Deadpool says in almost a robot voice I'll show you to where you will be sleeping now. She said wow it works but it doesn't when his told to hurt me so he doesn't do then Mae Howlett was thinking I wonder if it was love at first sight for him to. Then as she  commanded when she hape shifted in to his master he showed her to were she be sleeping and then went to his bedroom next door. But Mae Howlett couldn't sleep knowing how mad her dad Wolverine would be when she either went home and he'd be even madder when he found out she was in LOVE with Deadpool but she evenly  went to sleep but she was alert knowing she wasn't in the safest place for mutants