TACO
I want to be your friend!
MICROPHONE
BUT DIDN'T YOU, LIKE, BETRAY ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS!?
TACO
I will help you win $1 million.
MICROPHONE
I MEAN NOW I CAN'T THINK OF A TIME WHEN WE WEREN'T FRIENDS!
MICROPHONE
ISN'T THAT CRAZY?!?!??!
TACO
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