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SMii7Y - it all started with a milkbag

"shut up" i said laughing, F/N joining in.

"Hey, so did i tell you about milk boy?" i questioned

"about who now?" they asked

"Milk boy? i guess i haven't told you" i said with a brief pause "so it's this boy that i gave the last milk bag to at the store the other day, but i also saw him today when i took linguini on a walk and it was weird seeing him twice in two days"

"i'm sorry, Milk boy? is that the best you would come up with?" they said completely ignoring the story

"oh my god we're you listening at all?"

"yes, but fuckin milk boy"

"haha very funny. All im saying is it's weird, maybe it's the universe telling me i shouldn't have let him have my milk"

"God, Y/n, you definitely are something else. Now we're bringing the universe into this?"

I let out an extremely large sigh and we. it's started laughing.

"do you wanna go see Infinity War with me tomorrow?" they asked

"Uhh do you even know me!? OF COURSE I DO!!!"  i shouted

"can you be any louder? what do you thing about 7 pm?"

"sounds great!"

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I crawled into bed around 11, linguini hot on my trail. I felt my eyelids get heavy as i drifted off into deep sleep.
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(time of the movie uwu)
I walked into the cinema and waited for F/N to arrive. They were running a bit late so we decided to take separate cars. It was 6:35 and i was standing at the movie posters, looking them over. A familiar voice sent my head shooting up. I turned around to see Milk boy walking through the doors, after paying for his ticket. He looked up at me and smiled.

"Milk boy!" i said as i walked over to him

"Girl i took the milk from!" he laughed

"well, milk boy, i have a name you know?"

"as do i milk girl"

"alright milk boy, what's your name"

"SMii7y. Milk girl, tell me your name" (in gonna type smitty from now on bc it's easier)

"Y/n"

"well Y/n, what are you here to see tonight?"

"Infinity War, and you sir?"

"Me too! 7:00 showing right!?"

"Yeah!"

"do you wanna sit together? After all we know each others names" he said sarcastically

"actually in waiting for my friend, but i'm sure they won't mind! Let me ask them when they get here, should be any minute now"

"oh, yeah okay. Sounds great"

a few moments passed before F/n arrived. When i saw then i excused myself and dashed over to start explaining what was going on.

"aright so that's milk boy over there"

"MILK BOY!" they whisper screamed

"Yes! now hus real name is smitty (it's not actually but just go with this) and he's going to see IW too, so he wants me sit with him but i told him u were coming and now i'm asking if he can sit with us" i said running out of breath

"yes"

"all you have to say is yes!?"

"mmmm mhmm"

"whatever" i mumbled and walked over to Smitty

"F/N's fine with it!" i said to smitty

"Alright!" he said they walked over

I introduced the two and we got snacks. We went to the theater room and sat down, getting adjusted in the seats. I sat in between the two.

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after the movie (i havent seen IW yet so i cant say anything about the movie)

"that was great but im angry" i said

"yeah i know! Thanos is a dick!" smitty said

"ugh, right!" i replied.

F/N just stared at us before saying they had to go. We said our goodbyes and they left. It was just smitty and i standing alone in the parking lot.

"tonight was fun, we should do it again sometime" i said confidently

"yeah, defiantly" he said in reply

" well, goodnight milk boy" i said, turning around and walking towards my car

"Wait!" he said frantically walking towards me

"can.....can i get your number?" he said awkwardly laughing while rubbing his neck.

"hmmm i dont know milk boy, you did take my milk?"

He nervously laughed and i handed him my phone. he handed me his and we exchanged numbers

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"and that, my sweet girl is how me and your dad started our relationship" i said while holding our four year old child.

"mommy, where is daddy?" she questioned

Just then we heard the office door open then close. My door opened next and in walked Smitty.

"how are my beautiful girls doing?" he said before flopping on the bed next to us.

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h-hewwo? is anyone still reading? if you are then hi, im a piece of shit who cant write to save her life. but hey i got something up finally uwu. pls dont hate me for never posting. i hope u all are doing good. i only have like 15 days of school left and my wig has been snatched by the uglie queen yall call 2018. this year has gone by too fast! how the hell is it already may??? idk if ive said this already but thank you for 6k reads! ive decided if i get to 10k ill do a face reveal, possible give out personal social media (like snapchat or instagram)

anyways i hope u liked this shit show of a chapter thingy and be prepared to not have one for another like 2 months (not really im gonna try to get one up in two weeks, lets pray to my real lord and savior, Micheal Cera.)

I JUST REALIZED ITS BEEN A SOLID 5 MONTHS SINCE I POSTED AN ACTUAL ONE SHOT OHMYGOD

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