The BIGGER Book Of 2p

Vines Part Two

Viktor: Two shots of vodka *pours the whole thing*

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Flavio: now release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind

Luciano: *SCREAMING*

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Francios: let's tell eachother a secret about ourselves

Santiago: I'm gonna go first

Santiago: I hate you

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Klaus: that moment you get laid

*YASSSS*

Klaus: off

*the factory is shutting down*

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Flavio: now next up is drake's hotline bling

Person: hey why don't we play something else for once?

*gunshot*

*you used to call me on my cellphone~*

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Santiago: hey babe

Santiago: happy one year

Flavio: *smile*

Flavio: I'm 27?

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Luciano: I eat cherios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged

Luciano: so Siegfried if you're out there

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Luciano: hello I would like to order ONE MILLION PIZZAS sorry two pizzas breatsticks sure I'll take ONE BILLION

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Luciano: please god, just let me have one good day?

God: oh me, you again? Give it a rest, buddy

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Violet: hey toss me my keys

Siegfried: *throws printer*

Violet: what the fuck I said toss me my keys

Siegfried: I thought you said printer

Violet: why the fuck would I say printer

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Allen: enjoy nature and have a nice crisp pinecone

Allen: oh that's a pinecone oh my god-

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Siegfried: oh the taste is interesting but it's too spicy

Kuro: you're eating mayonnaise

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Pastor at Luciano's funeral: we will now play the deceased's favorite song

Music:

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Siegfried: a potato flew around my room before you came

Luciano: *SCREAMING*

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Customer: you're working overtime and the restaurant is full but we want to be seated immediately