songs & dAMIAN IN DISTRESS

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November 9th 4:17 pm

Mom™ - Jonny boy, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Papi Ryan, Dad™, Spicy Brycey, Smitten, Lukewarm, Craigo my eggo, Davey jones locker, Marchello, Ratalui, and Scooter

Mom™: children, i have an announcement

Ty dye: r u finally preggo w/ dads child

Jonny boy: wyh would brock need more children wspecially after us

Craigo my eggo: tru

Scooter: i feel like dad isnt involved

Mom™: youre wrong, dad is majorly involved

Marchello: did dad ditch u

Davey jones locker: THATS A ONOMOTEAPIPA THE THING WHERE ITS LIKE SALLY SELLS SHEA SHELLS DOWN Y THE SEA SHORE

Marchello: ITS ALLITERATION YOU IDIOT

Davey jones locker: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

Marchello: i would rather fuck ur moms

Craigo my eggo: oh fcuk

Davey jones locker: pls die

Ratalui: GUYS GUYS FUSIYDA USIFYSUAIDYUS DSUDTGIUAS GUYS UFGUYS

(e)Vans: ???

Ratalui: ITS FOUR MOTHER FUCKING TWENTY LETS BLAZE IT

Papi Ryan: blaze me daddy

Lukewarm: I FUCIGM KNEW YOU HAD A DADDY KINK

Jonny boy: ^^ RYAN IS FUCKING REALIZING THAT HIS GAY ASS GOT A FUCKIGN DADDY KINK

Papi Ryan: NO I DONT I JUST SAID IT IRONICALLY

Mom™: my parents want to meet brian how do i bring this up to brian

Jonny boy: MMHMM

Lukewarm: DO YOU DATE BRYCE IRONICALLY

Scooter: oh fuck brock,, wouldnt brian see it here??? and just tell him flat out, he'll be cool w// it

Papi Ryan: NO????!?!

Lukewarm: EXXACTLY... YOU DONT HAVE A DADDY KINK IRONICALLY

Jonny boy: i bet having that name makes him hard at the thought

Mom™: no, his computer isnt currently working so hes gettinig it fixed

Papi Ryan: CA N YOU BOTH DIE

Mom™: what if my parents dont like him??? what if my parents even hate him bc i mean, they did just find out about mye being gay

Jonny boy: gladly

Davey jones locker: i doubt your parents will hate him, hes a charmer and could smooth your parents to the bone like a slide

Marchello: hey david, what type of literary term did you jsut use

Davey jones locker: a simile

Davey jones locker: IM NOT A FUCKIN G IDIOT

Spicy Brycey: smh ryan,, i thought we were more open about your kinks

(e)Vans: wai,,,, t, KINK S

Craigo my eggo: oh fuck we gotta hear about this now

Papi Ryan: Hello darkness, my old friend

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