The World Turned Upside Down(discontinued)

ANOTHER tEXT MESSAGE

STOP ABOUT THE ASTER CANDLES

P: Do you regret 20% of your soul

W: ha more like 70%

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D: CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES

W: THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE BAR

p: wtf

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D: Wally

W: yes my friend

D: Fuck you, you annoying shit head

P: don't

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D: One time the lunch teacher told us to throw away our trash, and Perci picked me up and almost dunked me into the trashcan.

W: lunch teacher

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P: Lmao

W: what we are watching an pg movie about fish

W: we are learning about you and kaldurs kind,

P: First of all fuck off

P: 2nd, what this fish are saying isn't pg.

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P: Why are you hot.

P: why is he hot.

P: Why is everyone hot.

D: global warming

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D: Today I was running one track with one of my friends, and he looked on the ground and saw something and asked "is that a dick?"

P: Wtf

D: turns out I herd him wrong and started shouting about he said "Is that a dick?"

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P: we all have flaws, Wally eats too much food, Dick is emotionaly consitpated, but I'm special.

W: how

P: I have anxiety

D: 'Emotionaly constipated'

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P: Don't buy Chinese instanoodles, they are so spicy they made me cry.

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W: I miss you dick

D: you know what I miss

D: oreo cereal

P: Thats what he said

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P: GASP

D: don't start

W: what

P: KNIFE SHOES

W: god damnit
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D: we have reached a point of no return

P: a child

D: the end is thigh

P: 'thigh'

D: nigh

(Actual text mess between me a friend)
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P: hey bro

D: I'm not ur bro

D: im the baby

P: what

D:what

P: but the children

D: yes Perci think of the children

J: I'm not ur child

D: shut it Jason
(Another actual convo)

SORRY FOR THE SHORT, IM WORKIBG ON THE SECOND PART OF THE HP CROSSOVER ITS KINDA HARD BECUZ O FORGOT HOW TO SPELL SHIT
ITS GONNA BE A LONG TIME BWFORE THAT SHIT CIMES OUT CUZ I FUXKEN LAZY