-Bollywood Dialogues in real life(1)-

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When remote stops working,
Ye dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai na, to woh uthta nahi uth jata hai (Do you also tap the phone multiple times instead of changing the cells, when it stops working??)

When someone you love is going somewhere,
Tussi jaa rahe ho?
Tussi na jao!

When you see yourself in mirror,
How dare you? Tumhei koi haq nahi itna khoobsurar dikhne ka, not fair huh!

Mei apni favourite hun.

When there is awkward silence,
Itna sannata kyun hai Bhai?
(And this makes the awkward silence more awkward sometimes ;))

When no one is starting a conversation,
What are we waiting for??
Christmas?

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