Me: Welcome to -mans voice- the creepypasta randomness -coughs-
Everyone: Goodmorning! -derp face-
Me: we have our own guest! Its *drum roll* a farting unicorn named.... Bob
Bob: -farts-
EJ: all he farts is rainbows? Man that sucks!
Bob: -farts kidneys-
EJ: OH MY F##KING GOD BOB I LOVE YOU!
BEN: wtf?
EJ: *song* I love kidneys! So squishy, so bloody, so juicy. They make me.....SO HAPPY.
Slenderman: oh dear god please no.
EJ: Eeeeeeeeyyyy Jeff. You look so beautiful today!
Victim: -bloods drops from mouth-
Jeff: ... I'm always beautiful.
Me: end of the show good day!
EJ: KID-
