Today, I'm going to talk about a struggle we all face.PICKING A BIAS
Bias: Your favorite member of a group, the one you stanStan: When you stan someone, it basically means you have a crush on them. For example, you stan your bias.
This rant probably won't be as lengthy as the future ones.
Lemme just start by saying, I have a bias.
HIS NAME IS KIM TAEHYUNG AND HE'S GORGEOUS.
Then the next day I'm like,
"Wow! Chimmy looks amazing! Look at them cheeks and his abs! He's so sweet towards the other members, and his vocal capability is amazing! Tae, you might have some competition!"
"Jin. Ahhh he's so funny and sweet. He's pretty and he knows it, like me (insert lenny face). Tae, hold me quick."
"Namjoon. Joonie. Joon Joon. He raps like it's no one's business. Also, his purple hair was a look. Someone stop me."
"Hobi is my sunshine. Hobi is your sunshine. HOBI IS OUR SUNSHINE. He is a dance machine. SHOW ME YOUR WAYS, PLZ. He's so extra, yet so funny. Thank you, my angel."
"Suga suga sweet suga. Your gummy smile kills me, so does your rapping. TOUNGE TECH-A-NOL-A-GY. I appreciate your hard work so much, and I hope you know we all do."
"Jungkook. Nothing more needed to say, besides the fact that HE HAS DESTROYED MY BIAS LIST ON SEVRAL OCCASIONS AND NEEDS TO STOP NOW."
"Taehyung. My ultimate bias, I love you man. I'm not really sure whether I'd want to be your lover or your best friend, but you're still amazing. Btw, you have an amazing side profile. My mind may switch from one member to another, but you will always be my ultimate bias in my heart.
AHHH THEY'RE TOO PERFECT FOR ME TO HANDLE
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