Fan-Fiction Don'ts

Smut scenes make me uncomfortable..sometimes

Smut scenes make me uncomfortable..sometimes.

HI GUYS. GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN?

Not boots, me!

Ok sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed because it's been like what years since I've updated (ok maybe a few months), and I feel like it's been actually an eternity now that I'm back. Sorry I've been a lil' MIA. Do you guys know what MIA stands for? I know what it means basically, I never knew what it actually stood for tho lol olo lolol olol LMAO at me.

ANYWAY, here's another rant: SMUT. SMUT SMUT SMUTTY slut

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Okay, I know that some of you (most of you, ik it's okay babies) are horny as fuck half the time you log into Wattpad. Hey, mayeb that's why you made your account. If so, please.. stay ;)

Jk. LET'S ALL ADMIT TOGETHER ON THE COUNT OF THREE (which will be at the end of this whatever you call it) THAT WE'RE ALL HORNY ASF LIKE THIRSTY COI FISH. k//??/

Anyway, smut. What do i even frekin say about smut.

I seriously don't know why they call it smut first of all and this is totally off topic ok dont listen to me but srsly i needa get updated on my abbreviations and slang omfg.

ANYWAY again, straight to the point: SMUT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!1!!1!!

*sometimes (oooo he he te ;))

No, but I'm fr fr guys. like, seriously, basically smut is good. smut is aight. We all know we've read some at some point of our wattie lives because damn this website is just cock full of it. we can't help it.

i mean, who doesn't love a good sex scene? i scream YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS when I see one but OK HERE'S WHERE I RANT:

whEN YOU FUCKING HAVE LIKE SERIOUS GRAPHIC SHIT IN YOUR SMUT SCENES TO THE EXTENT WHERE ITS BASICALLY PORN JUST PLAYING OUT IN YOUR LIL DIRTY ASS MIND.

GUYs.

CAN WE JUST pause. pause okay? rly, srsly, smut's alright. Maybe like graphic is aight. it's all aight. but when you start using som sentences like "Her nipple was hard as I sucked on her fuckin nipple hair" JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM, HURTLE MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW AND SMASH MY HEAD ONTO THE GROUND BC WHY WOUD YOU SAY THT.

No joke, I almost died typing that sentence because the chills and fucking feels (NOT THE GOOD KIND) i get is overwhelming and I NEED MY INHALER RN

I can't explain into this in dept and give like full on shit exmaples but I KNOW you guys get me right now. YOU FEEL ME RIGHT? I cant be the only one because holy hell this shit makes me want to become a worm so I can escape to the sun and dry up like a raisin and then be eaten by a fucking robin or whatever the hell eats crusty stank ass worms (my dog coco does loll @ me when i watch her crunch on them I scream my head off and i think thats why my neighbors dont talk to me).

ANYWAY (how many anyways was in this), ya. I just wanted to tell you guys this because it just mkes me feel some type of way. like I can tolerate smut. I can't tolerate disgusting, incredibly graphic smut scenes that're way above my tolerance level.

like guYs I'm fourteen and some TEN YEAR OLDS can read a BOOK of 1D SMUT and coment crap like "OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM WET UPDATE NO!!WW!!!!"

aight bye love you kisses to my main bitches (thats u). ;)

*p.s. if you like louis tomlinson and i know you all frickin do, I'm publishing a frickin amazing louis fanfic called PAWN and it comes with guns and shit and bombs and explosions and a hot girl and man o man you dont wanna miss it*

*its also gonna be cute and bubbly and adorable bc louis is in it and hes also going to b sassy louis but also "i want you to fuck me" louis omgomgosmogianfksjh nakjsfhajksdhj         gwdjsh*

*smh at myself bc i just advertised my own story on my own story*

*annoyed*

*waves bye*

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