Hera is missing!!! (Thank the gods.... I mean god version)

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Zeus: we still have not found hera

Dionysus: yea so...

Poseidon: maybe she just ran anyway cuz you got to boring

Zeus: brother how dare you say that

Athena: you shouldn't be fighting at a time like this

Ares: then what else should we do play chess

Athena: not necessarily, we could plan a strategy using chess though. Not a bad idea ares

Ares: of course it's not a bad idea it come from me but it's very boring in my opinion

Artemis: *rolls eyes*

Hades: I think we should just leave it. Hera isn't a 5 year old girl not knowing where to go. She's thousands of years old, older than you Zeus

Zeus: *hmph* excuse me we all know this works in the way you were vomited out, in the oldest hera is 4th

Athena: actually hades has a point hera is older than you no matter what you think Zeus

Apollo: I think hera is still on mount olympus I never saw her riding my chic magnet

Athena, Artemis, Hestia, Demeter: *gag*

Demeter: who cares where hera has gone, why doesn't everyone just chill have some cereal

Aphrodite: yea exactly everyone should just

Ares: whatever you say baby ;)

Aphrodite: *smirks*

Poseidon: no one over here is worrying but mr. Grumpy pants

Zeus: WHO ME????

Dionysus: that is true your the only one who really cares a lot about this

Hades: he doesn't even love hera that much

Apollo: ikr, who knows why hera even married him when she had so many better choices *wiggles eyebrows*

Artemis: looking at all of you really no she didn't

Hephaestus: we should really just leave this alone not a lot really care, hopefully she fell off a cliff

Dionysus: I actually agree with him

Hera: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???????

Poseidon: this is why you don't take the name of any god too much

Zeus: baby where have you been?

Hera: DONT BABY ME YOU DONT LIKE ME THAT MUCH AND I WENT TO SEE A NYMPH I TOLD YOU THIS!!!!

Zeus: oh yea I forgot

Everyone: you what

Athena: AND YOU MADE US GO IN LOCK DOWN JUST CUZ YOU FORGOT

Zeus: hey it was better for all of us

Poseidon: I don't see how

Hades: me and Dionysus only got to spend time on Olympus that was really the only good thing

Poseidon: I would rather be at my castle *leaves*

(Poseidon has left)

Hera: everyone go back to what we're doing I'll see Zeus

Zeus: no you shall not

(Zeus has left)

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