Demigods Texting

Who Stole my Wife?!?!(Gods exclusive)

Zeus: GODS OF OLYMPUS!!!!!

Athena: and goddesses!

Zeus: that does not matter right now

Demeter: *rolls eyes* so what's so important

Zeus: someone has kidnapped Hera

Dionysus: I have pity on whoever did

Hades: how does this matter to you? You don't even care about her. You go running off with mortals beside your promise

Zeus: still beside that she's still mine

Poseidon: well someone has to take her. No one else wants her besides the idiot who kidnapped her

Hestia: please do not say that. Although she isn't the best person she is still queen of Olympus

Artemis: alas hestia speaks the truth. As annoying as Hera is we still need her here

Ares: so we get to do extra violent things to get her back

Athena: No! That is extremely stupid and unnecessary

Apollo: so what do we do

Hephaestus: I can try and create a machine to find Hera

Hermes: or I could go and lo-

Zeus: NO YOU MUST NOT LEAVE OLYMPUS!!!!

Hermes: why

Poseidon: because mr. Grumpy pants wants bore us to death

Zeus: EXCUSE ME!!!!

Poseidon: you have been excused *puts on shades* 😎

Aphrodite: stop fighting

Zeus and Poseidon: yes ma'am

Athena: so Hephaestus try and make the machine to find Hera. Hopefully we can find her

Hephaestus: *mumbles* I hope not

Demeter: what?

Hephaestus: nothing *goes away from throne room*

Hermes: so what do I doooooo

Everyone: not again *facepalm*