Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila fires.
Simmons: (indecipherable)
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Dammit!
Sheila fires.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
To Church running back up to meet Tucker.
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker.
To Leo, Grif and Simmons hiding behind a rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: (mocking Grif) Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot!
Leo: Why the he'll didn't you guys warn me about the tank!
Grif/Simmons: Uuuuuuh...
View of Sheila's HUD looking over the rock.
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.
To Church and Tucker with Church standing in the open looking down at the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this, man - it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey, rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around to aim at Church)
View of Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
To Caboose in the driver's seat.
Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!
To Sheila.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
To Caboose.
Caboose: Uh oh...
To Tucker.
Tucker: Uh oh...
To Church.
Church: What? ..Oh, son of a bi-
Church is shot and launched into the air. His body hits the rock face and lands back on the ledge.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
To Leo.
Leo: Oh... that's got to hurt.
To Sheila. Tucker is visible on the cliff in the distance as he yells at Caboose.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...T-Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker... there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know.. I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herk!...Bleah...
The End
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Author: Hey guys thx's for reading today's part and I hoped you enj-
???: (Ghost noises) Ooooooh! It's me your brother! I've come back from the dead to warn yoooouuu!
Author: How come you sound nothing like him but, sound exactly like Church?
Church: ...Fuck!
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Red vs Blue Season 1: Male Oc
AdventureRed vs blue season 1, but with a new man in the group of dumbasses! The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
Rvb S1 E8 "Don't Ph34r The Reaper"
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