Red vs Blue Season 1: Male Oc

Rvb S1 E19 "Last One Out, Hit The Lights"

Red Base
Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base with Leo and Lopez behind them.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

To Leo and Lopez.

Leo: -he Lopez can I ask you a personal question?

Lopez: >Yes<

Leo: What's it like being a robot?

Lopez: >I get to be smart then all of you<

Leo: ok then.....

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Simmons: What? Leo what's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Leo: I don't know! Do robots have seizures?

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church/Lopez: >Aye, guys, I need to give you ... a warning ...<

Church/Lopez: >What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!<

Leo: Lopez did you get hit on the head?

Simmons: Um... maybe he doesn't have enough oil?

Church/Lopez: >No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!<

Leo: Tank?

Canny Wall
To Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church/Lopez: (over radio) Caboose! Nobody here is listening to me, besides the dark red guy! No more can I speak Spanish!

Caboose: ... (turns to Tucker) ...He says he wants to talk to you.

To Sheila.

Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.

Tucker: Oh shit. We got trouble.

Red Base
Back to Church (as Lopez) talking to Leo, Grif and Simmons.

Church/Lopez: A tank... grrrande!