Just like I did with 1D.. But now 5SOS!
MAKE A 5SOS SENTENCE!
Colour of the shirt you're wearing
Red or orange - Michael Clifford
Yellow or Green - Calum Hood
Purple or Blue - Ashton Irwin
Other - Luke Hemmings
Birthday month
Jan - Licked my butt
Feb - squezed my ass
Mar - Spanked me
apr - Fucked me
May - Humped me
Jan - slapped my ass
Jul - licked my face
Aug - Twerked on me xD
Sept - Got drunk with me
Oct - Licked my pits
Nov - attacked me
Dec - stripped for me
Hair colour
Brown - becase he was horny
Blonde - because he wanted my 'v'
Black - because I seduced him
Red - Because i needed the 'D'
Dirty Blonde - because I was horny
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lol these are so dirty! xDD
Mine: Luke Hemmings, Humped me, Because I seduced him ;)
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