*texting*
son: whats for dinner tonight?
dad: I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP WITH A STICK. YOU WILL BLEED OUT OF EVERY HOLE. YOU ARE GOING TO PRAY THAT YOU WERENT MY SON. I WILL MAKE SURE ALL MY FRIENDS RAPE YOU TONIGHT!!
son: WHAT?
dad: Ooops, i meant fries with stake. stupid auto-correct
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