BTS Texts

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When you get jealous. BTS as your boyfriend.

J I N

You: wHo wAs tHaT gIrL yOu wErE wItH hUh ??

SJ: what're you talking about ?

You: yOu kNoW eXaCtLy wHaT i'M tAlKiNg aBoUt

SJ: how would you know if i was with a girl or not ?

You: ...

You: i promise that at this moment i am currently not at the BigHit building spying on you or any of the other members, and jungkook is not standing next to me. at this moment in time.

SJ: what about at an earlier moment in time ?

You: wHaT eVeN iS tHiS sO cAlLeD bIgHiT yOu sPeAk oF ??

SJ: i never said BigHit, you did

You: GDI

You: well then who was that girl >.>

SJ: dance teacher

SJ: i need some help

You: of course

You: why didn't i think that ?

SJ: -_- idk

S U G A

You: saw you were with a girl

SG: hush. i'm producing a song for her

You: a love song ?

SG: really y/n ?

You: yES REALLY

SG: it's cute how you're jealous

You: sHUT UP I AM NOT

SG: clearly you are

You: nAH UH

SG: just chill okay ? she's a singer and i'm just producing a song for her.

You: yeah mhm

SG: i'll see you later

You: mkay

SG: and start getting ready.

SG: i'm going to take you out

You: okay ^^

J - H O P E

You: explain to me who the girl was

JH: wha-

You: nOw

JH: that was my sister-

You: you have a sister-?

JH: yes

You: since when-

JH: what the- really ? since when ?

You: yeah-

JH: since forever

You: i'm dumb

JH: ik

You: hEy !

JH: but i love you anyway

You: hmph k ;(

JH: okie dokie ! ^^

You: ilyt :')

N A M J O O N

You: WHO WAS THAT GIRL HM ?! HMMMM ?!

RM: who ? my mom ?

You: oh damn- that was your mom ?

RM: yes

You: oh wow-

You: didn't recognize her-

You: make sure to tell her that i said she's really beautiful and looks as young as ever.

RM: okay ?

You: so you coming home soon ?

RM: yup

You: alright i'm already making dinner

RM: okay see you in a bit

You: ok

J I M I N

You: wHo wAS tHaT gIRL I sAw yOu wItH ??????

JM: you really wanna know ?

You: oH dAmN. sO yOu dO hAvE a cHiCk oN tHe sIdE. i sEe hOw yOu aRe. hOe aSs bI-

JM: that was yoongi dressed as a girl

You: what-

JM: that girl, was actually min yoongi

You: oh-

You: well then

You: tell suga that he would be a very pretty girl

JM: lmao okay

JM: is that it ?

You: ily

You: and i love yoongi too

JM: ilyt

JM: and yoongi said he loves himself too

You: i- wow okay

T A E H Y U N G

You: wHO WAS THAT GIRL ?

V: who ? my noona ? O︿O

You: wat-

V: yeah ! i'm out with my sister today ! ^^

You: you are-

V: jagiya, i told you this yesterday

You: you did-

V: oh my gosh

You: was i drunk ?

V: no

You: oh-

You: well then-

You: enjoy your day

You: and tell your sister i said hi

V: okay !

J U N G K O O K

You: B, WHO TF WAS THAT GIRL ?

JK: B, THAT WAS TAEHYUNG

You: oh- what ?

You: why was he dressed like a girl-

JK: he wasn't-

You: what-

JK: wooooww

You: well then-

You: oops-

JK: pft, i'm gunna tell him you thought he was a girl

You: nO DON'T