Welsie: *wearing fabulous tux* *walks on stage* Hello everyone!!! How is everybody? Well you all know what show this is! Welcome to my game show.... TRUTH OR DARE OR DIEEEE!!!! *laughs maniacly* *non-existing audience cheers*
Keith: WHAT?!?!
Welsie: Shhhhhhh.... ANYWAYS! LET'S GET TO INTRODUCTIONS!!! As you all know, I am your wonderful host.... WELSIE! I am here for all you shipping needs!
Lance: Ugh....
Welsie: Our first victim- I mean guest! Is Shirooooo Takashiiii
Shiro: *spotlight shines on shiro* huh?
Welsie: Our next victim- GUEST! GUEST I MEAN GUEST! Is Pidgeeee Holllllt!!!
Pidge: *spotlight shines on her* *looks around confused*
Welsie: Next we have.... Princess Allllluraaaaa!!!
Allura: *spotlight shines on her* *smiles and waves*
Welsie: *smiles* Give it up for.... The amazing HUNKKKKKK
Hunk: *spotlight shines on him* *eating a cookie* huh? Wha?
Welsie: Next we have..... Keith Kogane!!!!
Keith: *spotlight shines on him* Why am I here?
Welsie: And we can't forget our favourite space uncle.... CORAN!!!
Coran: *spotlight shines on him* Coran Coran the gorgeous man!!
Welsie: annnnnd.... I pretty sure that's it *smiles inncently*
Lance: *walks out on stage* HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
Welsie: Oh..... yeah.... that's right.... and finally.... we have lance *she said with no enthusiasm*
Lance: *rolls eyes*
Keith: Okay... what are we doing here anyways? What is this place? Why did you say Die? Are we still even in space? We have more important things to do then thi-
Welsie: *puts finger over his lips* shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh everything will be explained shortly....
Welsie: Now that everyone is here, we can start!!!
Pidge: start what?
Welsie: We'll be right back after these short messages! *whispers to the audience* I need to inform our paladins what's going on *smiles and winks*
