Madi: Hello kids, I'm the color red! And I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see. And red is me, the color of AWESOME things! Like hearts, and roses, and Mars! But most importantly: Love Love Love Love Love.
Maya, interrupting, Madi by singing at the same time: Blood Blood blood blood blood.
Background: Hurrayy!
Jenna: Hi I'm orange like Mac n Cheese. Now let's name other orange things if you please. You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand-
Maya, interrupting: And the Pill bottles.
Jenna: Lalalala-
Maya: Pills.
Background: Hurrayyy!
Jenna: What are you doing?
Maya: What I was born to do.
Julia: So you can probably guess yellows pretty fun!
Maya: Johndev!
Julia: Things like buses and the great big sun-
Maya: Johndev.
Julia: Yellows so great-
Maya: Liver failure.
Julia: Lemons and trial mm.
Julia: JOHNDEV!
Julia: DANGIT.
Alex: I once ate a bug that was the color green but the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green and inside that green were chunks of green. I bet you wish you had a list of green. Hurayyyy!
Ella: Why didn't you change that one?
Maya: I like that verse.
Ella: The ocean is a place where-
Maya: Nightmares.
Ella: live. It's the deep blue sea-
Maya: AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH. Especially if your on titanic. So let that sink in. Pun intended.
Alex: Hurray!
Miles: DONT BLOW THIS FOR US MAN.
Miles: Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac-
Maya: *tases Miles*
(Screaming ensues)
Lucas: I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt.
Maya: *stands ominously holding their taser*
Lucas: I can't remember the words. Please don't hurt. Me.
Maya: *tases Lucas too*
(More screaming)
Em, practically screaming: White things include-
Maya, chasing her around with their taser: all broken bones.
Em, running: and Doves and paper-
Maya: and rabies foam.
Em: there's ivory!!!
Maya: Worth a lot of money. If you wanna buy some than email me.
Alex: Hurayy!
Maya: Black is the color of emptiness I feel it in my soul cause I'm an emotional mess.
YOU ARE READING
THE UNESSESARY HARRY POTTER AU BOOK NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT I MADE ANYWAY SO HA
HumorSup losers I made a book for the stuff I am continuously writing in my other story. Nobody asked for it but c'mon........ It was gonna happen eventually.
