(Demon Maya au)
Malfoy: *jolts awake* AHHHHH- oh it was just a dream.
Malfoy: *notices writing on hand* "Malfoy, the dream was real. - Maya." Oh my god. *sleeve slides down showing writing on wrist* "Check out what I did to your other hand!"
Malfoy: *checks other hand to see a hand turkey drawn on it* "Look a turkey!" .......UHHHGGGG.
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(Imagine: Mistletoe, but you have to fight whoevers under it with you*
Maya and Malfoy: *walk into room.*
Jenna: *evil cackling* Look up.
Malfoy and Maya: *look up. Guess what? Mistletoe!*
Malfoy: ......Eew.
Maya: *punches Malfoy in the face, and then proceeds to kick the shit out of him*
Jenna: THIS IS NOT WHAT I INTENDED.
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Julia: *in church and drops something* Goddamn it.
Julia's mom: *GASPS*
Julia: *rolls her eyes* Sorry, Satan bless it.
Churchgoers: *staring judgmentally*
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(THE SQUAD AS GRAVITY FALLS CHARACTERS)
Ella: Dipper, because you are anxious, nervous, voice-cracky, and smart.
Madi: Mabel. Need I say more?
Alex: Soos, because you are always helpful, hand have had crushes on questionable people.
Jenna: Wendy, because you are my cool friend who is v aesthetic and wants to fight people.
Malfoy: Gideon, because you are a little shit and nobody likes you.
Maya: Bill Cipher, because you are a small angry Satan that wants to fuck everything up with "good" intentions.
YOU ARE READING
THE UNESSESARY HARRY POTTER AU BOOK NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT I MADE ANYWAY SO HA
HumorSup losers I made a book for the stuff I am continuously writing in my other story. Nobody asked for it but c'mon........ It was gonna happen eventually.
