(Datemates is a gender neutral term for boyfriend/girlfriends for the squad to react to)
~Madi with a Datemate~
Ella: Oh cool. Another one.
Maya: How long's this one gonna last? (Ten bucks says a week)
Alex: Hm. (Ur on Maya)
Julia: Awwwwwwwwww.
Madi: Nice.
~Ella's Datemate~
Ella: Idk bout this guys.
Maya: They hurt ur heart I'll hurt their face.
Alex: You don't like me so I'll just go over there.
Julia: Dawwwwwww
Madi: Maya and I will murder this fucker just you wait.
~Maya With a Datemate~
Ella: I think fucking not.
Maya: Ok, WHY, first of all.
Alex: *shipping it but low key planning a murder in case it backfires*
Julia: *readying her chainsaw of doom* Awwww~~
Madi: My Nya-Chan.
~Julia with a Datemate~
Ella: k.
Maya: STEP OFF MY GIRL IF YA KNOW WHATS GOOD FO YA. ILL MOTHERFUCKIN BREAK YO FACE BEYOTCH.
Alex: I ship it.
Madi: Interesting. (Maya no)
~Alex with her boyfriend~
Ella: lol k
Maya: Nice 10/10 most pure ship
Julia: Yassssssssss
Alex: Ah yes my pure boi.
Madi: Noice.
YOU ARE READING
THE UNESSESARY HARRY POTTER AU BOOK NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT I MADE ANYWAY SO HA
HumorSup losers I made a book for the stuff I am continuously writing in my other story. Nobody asked for it but c'mon........ It was gonna happen eventually.
