Bad Couple | Yoongi FF

💀 Chapter 28 💀

Yoongi: Our Baby did not say that.

Y/N: Yeah it did except for the cursing part.

Yoongi: Haha, come on let's go to bed

Y/N: Yoongi we just ate- Okay it's not like you gain weight fast anyways unlike me, I barely eat one French fry and bamb already two pounds.

Yoongi: you wish you were me huh? Don't be jealous baby

Y/N: Boy. Ain't no one tryna be a lazy grandpa like you, looking like a lil stick.

I scoffed and laid down on the bed, Y/N moved back and began stretching.

Yoongi: Are you about to exercise?

Y/N: Yes gotta stay fit and look sexy throughout this pregnancy.

Yoongi: Sexy? Ha as if. You need a miracle.

Y/N: And you need to keep that mouth shut.

She glared at me and did two squats before sitting on the bed.

Yoongi: You exercised already?

Y/N: I gave up. But Hey, at least I did two squats.

I laughed and pulled her down to embrace her close to me.

Yoongi: I want to marry you already.

Y/N: So do I! I can't wait for that day to come

Yoongi: I can't wait for our honeymoon, that night I will tap that ass like-

Y/N: Hold up, You do remember we're having a baby right?

Yoongi: Yes, I do. So I can't tap that?

Y/N: Not after giving birth. Maybe like after a few weeks

Yoongi: The struggle.

Y/N: Oh my god Yoongi. You ain't gonna die.

Yoongi: Yes I am, I need you, my Agust D needs you.

Y/N: Did you really just named your ding dong after your stage name?

Yoongi: Mhmm.

Y/N: Okay babe, you need to sleep.

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Y/N's POV

2 am.

I opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling for what seemed to be the fifth time already.

I couldn't sleep.

Yoongi was sleeping peacefully next to me and I couldn't, just because I started craving spicy rice cakes.

I bit my bottom lip and rubbed my stomach softly.

Should I go out and buy some?

It's so late though..

I mean it's a craving, and I'm so hungry.

Yup, I'm going out to buy some.

I slowly picked Yoongi's arm up from my waist and got out the bed. I tip toed towards the door and tried to be as quiet as possible.

Yoongi: Big butt, where do you think your going?

I froze and turned around to see a sleepy Yoongi sitting up.

Y/N: Nowhere, go back to sleep.

Yoongi: Is something wrong? Are you not feeling well?

Y/N: I'm okay, just got hungry all of a sudden.

Yoongi: Baby look at me

I looked at him and he chuckled before getting up and walking to get his coat.

Y/N: Yoongi-

Yoongi: What are you craving right now? Tell me so I can go buy it

Ohhh bitch, THIS MA FUCKING MANS RIGHT HERE!

Y/N: Spicy rice cakes but it's so late, what if the place is closed?

Yoongi: Then I'll drive until I find one, I'll go get your Tteokbokki

Y/N: Yass! That's my boo right there

Yoongi: You better share though.

Y/N: Oh... in that case I'll go and pay for ma shit, you pay for yours.

Yoongi: Wow, I swear our baby is gonna be just as savage as you.

Y/N: like if you ain't savage.

Yoongi: I'm a bad boy.

Y/N: Okay bad boy, go buy my food.

Yoongi: Okay I'll be back, I love you. Where's the money?

He joked. I pecked his lips and shrugged.

Y/N: In your wallet. Thank you babe, love ya too!