A/N- I don't own any of these, I got them all of the internet! Credit to the owners! Just a some stuff to make you laugh lol
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Oikawa- *under his breath* future boyfriend says what?
Iwaizumi- *not paying attention* what?
Oikawa- *screeches*
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Oikawa- knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Mattsun- wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad
Makki- philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Iwaizumi- common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a f**king smoothie
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In your opinion what does the phrase 'I love you' mean to you?
Oikawa- 'lets die together'
Makki- what? It's not that strong, more like 'I wont give you to anyone'
Mattsun- and 'I wanna eat you'
Oikawa- oooh, naughty~
Iwaizumi- 'I need nothing more'
Makki- wow, deep? But surprisingly fitting
Oikawa- this is all interesting, but isn't it embarrassing....
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Oikawa- I am a bad person. I am a very, very bad person
Iwaizumi-
Mattsun-
Makki-
Kyotani-
Yahaba-
Kindaichi-
Kunimi-
Oikawa- "No you're not Oikawa. We still love you Oikawa"
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Makki- this one time I didn't know how to deal with a crush, so I just wrote a note that said 'get out of my school' and stuffed it in their locker
Mattsun- funny, a couple years ago I found a note stuffed in my locker that said 'get out of my school'
Makki- lmao.
Mattsun- lmao.
Makki- lmao.
Iwaizumi- please stop
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Mattsun- Iwaizumi what would you do if Oikawa got married?
Iwaizumi- stand at the alter and wonder if I made the right decision
Oikawa- MEAN
Makki- but Mattsun didn't say if YOU got married to Oikawa
Mattsun- OHOHOHOHOHO OUR BB BOY IS ALREADY THINKING ABOUT MARRYING OUR PRECIOUSE TRASH
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Makki- ...kawa.....Oikawa....OIKAWA....HEY SH**TYKAWA
Oikawa- *snapping out of his thoughts* huh?
Makki- f**k, marry, kill: me, Mattsun, and Iwaizumi. Go
Oikawa- uh, well obviously, marry Iwa-chan, kill Makki, and f**k Mattsun
Makki- *under his breath* obviously? f**k you.
Makki- what about you Iwaizumi?
Iwaizumi- kill Oikawa [Oikawa freaking out in the background]
Mattsun- no hesitation at all
Makki- very impressive
Mattsun- continue
Iwaizumi- marry Makki
Makki- HA
Iwaizumi- f**k Mattsun
Mattsun- wow I didn't know everyone wanted to f**k me, I'm so touched
Oikawa- *pouting*
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Oikawa- *phone starts ringing*
Makki- *looks to see who's calling*
Makki- LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD DADDY
Oikawa- *answers the phone, making direct eye contact with Makki'
Oikawa- hello Iwa-chan
Mattsun- *chokes on his drink*
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Iwa and Oikawa's child- dad, why did you get married on April 1st?
Matsuhana- because your parents marriage is a joke
Oikawa- WILL YOU TWO STOP IT!? HAJIME!!
Iwaizumi- on it, dear *lining the inside of their shoes with legos*
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Makki- wait you like me?
Makki- for my personality?
Mattsun- I know, I was surprised too
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Mattsun- do I look hot?
Makki- you always look hot
Makki- no homo tho
Mattsun-
Makki-....SYKE!! *smacks Mattsuns' a*s*
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Makki- MEMES ARE MY ONLY SALVATION FROM THIS HELL WE CALL LIFE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME
Mattsun- amen.
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Oikawa- I'm here!!
Aoba Johsai team-
Oikawa- you know, whenever Iwa-chan walks in, every one yells "IWAIZUMI-SAN!" is it to much to ask for that same treatment?
Yahaba- we're sorry, try it again
Oikawa- I'm here!!
Aoba Johsai team- IWAIZUMI-SAANNN!!!
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Ok that's all lol, I love these, they make me laugh so much lol. Anyway like I said my updates for the next couple of weeks will be a bit off, and I might not update at all next week but I'm not sure. Anyway I hope you liked this chapter lol!
Stay tuned for the next chapter! Again not sure what it is or when it will be lol
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