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14. How to ( Random Questions Part 3 )

"Why are you sad?" The uncle asked his family's grandma

"I want to go home..." She answered him.

"Why?" He asked confusingly, because we were on the beach for a family bonding, vactaion thing.

"I want to talk to your granpa..." She frowned more.

"You can talk to him on the picture... later." He said, with a slight smile.

"I always talk to him, but he never talked back." She answered him.

Yes. This was a conversation between my Uncle and Grandpa. I seriously don't know what to say. This happened exactly 8 hours ago or so... ( 5.19.14 ).

CHAPTER 14 ( HOW TO RANDOM QUESTIONS Part 3 )

1. HOW TO MAKE A BABY?

You do this and that. Grab an unsharpened pencil, and sharpen it with a sharpener... then grab a paper... and draw. 

If you can't draw like me, grab someone who can draw.

( A friend of mine asked this randomly out of the blues, during an artwork... XD )

2. HOW TO GET OVER YOUR CRUSH?

Like every teens this day, trying every other way to get their crush's attention. I don't even know why would you go chase after your crush.

Crush. What does that mean? Is it that feeling when you see that person with someone, you'll feel crushed?

I don't know.

To get over someone, just get it off topic with your friends. If they are your friends, they should understand you. The moment you see them with someone else, made you jealous, but you know what? Don't go between them, or near them.

Like what my teacher said, and I quote/ translated it, "As they go further the relationship, their hearts breaks bits and pieces, they are not pure anymore. While you, a single person, by looks and attitude, your heart is pure, and you two would certainly click when the time comes, no missing pieces and trust issues." Come to think of it, This guy is my History teacher, already married, had a successful daughter, and a one hell of a scary prefect disciplinarian. Surprisingly gives the best advice. 

"ALL MEN ARE THE SAME." Some girls said.

"Then WHY, do you have a hard time on choosing?" A boy retorted.

Did you guys catch my drift?

3. HOW TO WATTPAD?

Simple. When you're in their website, just randomly check everything out, like it's your first time on an unfamiliar place.

It's like an adventure. You do what you want, and everyone would just watch you. I mean... not literally.

If you wanted to write a story, go click Create.

4. HOW TO LOVE?

What is love...?

Baby don't hurt me- No... stop.

People always ask what is love. Actually... on my opinion, you don't have the answer... we all don't have the answer.

YET.

We have a different story of life, therefore, what your definiton of love, is your love life. In fact my answer is... Mysterious and Wonderful.

Because my friend of 9 years told me about a stranger following and taking pictures of me, I know i've done it before to my crush, but that stranger... i don't even know his face. This is how mysterious my love life is. So is to you guys on How i stole pictures of my crush... lol. This is embarassing...

And Wonderful... Around 2-3 years ago, when my grandpa is alive.

My mom made me go to their house, just 2 houses away... That's when I was knocking at the door, no one was answering, until i decided to take a peek on their windows... My grandpa on top of my grandma, tickling her.

What made me smile was, even though my grandma has an Alzheimer disease, the two of them had this connection up until now.

YOU DON'T 'JUST' LOVE THEM, YOU LEARNED TO LOVE THEM... AND IT CONTINUES ON GROWING.

5. HOW TO SMILE/ LAUGH 'REAL' ON THE CAMERA?

I just learned this earlier. 13 Hours ago. I was on this rock on the ocean, of course, becuse it's quite slippery, and I have no idea what happened next.

 I split.

Yes... Split.

The 180 degree split.

What happened next, my parents had their mouths wide open, I wanted to laugh at myself, and at them, why? Because that time, there were many flies flying around. 

Yes... Flies.

So... to keep myself smiling with my eyes, i had to reply those moments.

All you have to do is think of one of those funny moments.

6. HOW TO VAMP x WOLF?

"Go give me some food, my beloved." The wolf rolled his eyes.

"..." The Vamp walked away, getting a food for him. "Here you go dog." She said.

"Wait... is that a dog's bowl?" He asked her.

"Yes. Mate." She grinned. 

I think that summarizes a vampire and wolf. The wolf called their... male/ female... as 'THEIRS' or 'MATE' and to Vampires... 'BELOVED'

7. HOW TO SLAP SOMEONE?

You can only slap once. Two is too much. lol. One of my best friends slaps herself... 10x just to hide the blush... ( Sorry... ____! )

You stretch your hands and slap their face. Out-stretch i think, then as fast as you could target their face. ._.

You can grab a heavy object, then slap it to their face, example... a chainsaw... yeah...

JUST USE WHEN YOU'RE TOO MAD, BETRAYED, OR JUST GO AWAY AND NEVER SLAP THEM AT ALL... JUST SO YOU CAN'T BE LOWER THAN THEM.

8. HOW TO MAKE A STONE/ ROCK SKIP ON A WATER?

Throw a flat surfaced rock. Not to thick, just like a paper, at least 4 pages thick. Then throw the stone.

Throw the stone side ways, not a basketball style, but a baseball curveball style.

9. HOW TO SPELL CORRECTLY?

You don't need to ask me on this. All you have to do is go click on google.com, then look for the correct spelling, meaning, or whatever.

If you don't want that, then go to the library and maybe you could go and read the whole damn dictionaries, encyclopedia, glossary, and some stuffs that'll give you more information than I could.

10. HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER?

I can't even get a guy! lol. So don't ask me... I'm a lone wolf...

"IF you change your mind... I'm the first in line... Honey I'm still free... Take a chance on me~" That movie... :D

Also... Breaking hearts is the same as killing and stabbing someone, either the heart or their back.

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