I think I'm being too Generous. 2 in 1 night, you guys are lucky! ( Depends if you do read this... ;-; )
CHAPTER 6 ( HOW TO RANDOM QUESTIONS Part 1 )
1. HOW TO GET TALLER?
Drink lots of milk, drink vitamins, eat healthy, and exercise regulary.
2. HOW TO GET SKINNY?
You exercise and eat healthy, you sure you're not anorexic? Cause i don't want to be blamed.
3. HOW TO TYPE A STORY?
You either use your fingers to type and scroll, or if you like to be amazing at something and get to the World record, slam your face, maybe you can make a cool story.
4. HOW TO READ PEOPLE'S MIND?
MIND. MIND. MIND. MIND. MIND.
Just stare them at the eyes, ask them slowly, and hear them as they say the words. I think it's figuring out if the person is lying or not. Well, depends on what they were looking and you guys were talking about.
5. HOW TO BE SINGLE?
Why on earth did you ask someone out if you wanted to break it off? Are you insane?! It's like... buying a new earphone and breaking your phone.
6. HOW TO TALK DIRTY?
Dirty. Sorry guys... hahaha
7. HOW TO BE PERVERTED?
Well, you don't need a guide since you are already one. Also I don't want to destroy people's mind.
8. HOW TO BE A GEEK?
Buy those glasses, play board games, snort aloud and wear braces. And act like one.
9. HOW TO STOP BULLYING?
Be the bully of the bullies. That's how i stop and become friends with them.
10. HOW TO BE A NERD?
Again, buy glasses, not the swaggy kind, comb your hair to one side, make sure nothing stands up, and I guess study.
11. HOW TO GAIN WEIGHT? ( FOR ANOREXIC )
YOU EAT A LOT. YOU SHALL NOT EXERCISE, Well maybe exercise. BUT PLEASE EAT HEALTHY.
12. HOW TO SPEAK FILIPINO? ( Sorry... I just wanted to share )
You - Ikaw
I - Ako
Me - Ko
Love - Mahal
Awesome - Astig
Nice - Bait
Good - Galing
I Want You - Gusto Kita
One - Isa
Two - Dalawa
Three - Tatlo
Talk - Usap
Need - Kailangan
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Part 2 and so on would only have 12 questions, so ask anything you want! XD
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