who's your daddy ( Darkiplier x Antisepticeye)

checking in

Dark; * I've been cuddling with my baby anti until my phone rang mark wanted to face time* uhhhhh anti please get up.

Anti; why??

Dark; you wanna face time mark laying on my chest?

Anti; good point I'll go make lunch * I walk away to the kitchen*

* Face time starts*

Dark; hi mark.

Mark; hiya darkiemoo.

Dark; mark no don't start that.

Mark; you know you like it. Anyway how are things with anti * I raise my eyebrows*.

Dark; nothing has happened mark hes just in the kitchen making lunch don't over think you'll hurt your brain dummy.

Mark; oh I know you like him dark that I know for a fact.

Dark; so what if I do your point mark hes adorable, funny, sweet, kind, cute, handsome, caring, honest, yes he can be an asshole but that just makes him sexy so no mark I don't like him I LOVE HIM.

Mark; uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dark are you feeling ok?

Dark; I'm perfectly fine mark why * I question*..

Mark; you just said the word love and didn't vomit ok where's dark and what have you done with him?

Dark; mark shut the fuck up I'm right here dumbass.

Mark; JACK * I yell beckoning him over*..

Jack; WHAT * I say from a distance*..

Mark; COME HERE!!

Jack; * I walk over and look at the phone; oh hi dark * I wave*

Dark; hi I guess, mark why is he here.

Mark; jack darkiemoo here loves anti * I crack up*.

Dark; MARKIPLIER EDWARD FISHBACH SHUT UP.

mark; yeah he's got a little crush on anti boy isn't that sweet.

Jack; mark * I point to the phone were dark is erupting with anger eyes black and blood red black smoke seeping out of his hands* shut up mark before you get your ass beat.

Mark; he won't * I glare at him* stop that dark you know you do and that's the end of this bull shit our not scary.

Jack; speak for yourself mark * looks in fear and runs* HES NOT COMING AFTER ME!!!

Mark; ugh see what you did you scared jack now I gotta go find him damn it dark you could not go one day without scaring someone. * Hangs up*

~ with mark and jack~

Jack; NOOOOOO * runs into the hallway of the hotel running down the hall*

Mark; JACK COME BACK * chased after him slowly catching up * damn he's fast.

Jack; * I keep running* no no no no no no no no no no no * I run until there is no more hallway so I hide under the table at the end*

Mark; jack? * I question then see him so I lay on my stomach* jack come on he's not going to bother you.

Jack; NO * I stay hidden under the table*

Mark; jack please * I give him puppy dog eyes* come on.

Jack; * looks worried but comes out* mark?

Mark; yes * gets up*

Jack; * jumps up and hugs him* he's so scary how do you live with him anti is never this mean.

Mark; I've gotten use to his bull shit he won't do anything. * Says with a shrug*

Jack; still he seems like an asshole. * Let's go of mark standing up*

Mark; don't get me wrong he is but sometimes he can be nice. * Mumbles* mainly when he wants something.

Jack; so uhhh Shouldn't we be getting Ready??

Mark; * looks at phone* oh shit yeah come on * runs back into hotel room* Bob , Wade, Ethan, and Tyler are waiting for us so we can all go eat lunch * I get dressed and wait for jack*.

Jack; * I get dressed* alright let's go * we walk out into the lobby to see the guys*

Mark; hi guys.

Wade; hey Mark so do you know where were going to eat??

Bob; yeah I'm hungry.

Ethan; I agree we've been waiting for you guys fir like 20 minutes.

Tyler; yeah were all hungry mark so where to?

Mark; how am I supposed to know I didn't plan it out guys.

Bob; well isn't that great what are we supposed to do wander?

Tyler; yeah mark you have to know somewhere to go?

Wade; or are you just as confused as the rest of us here?

Ethan; or you know we can just use GPS on our phone's and find somewhere * looks it up* hey look there's a sushi place a block from here..

Jack; I'm ok With that how about you guys??

Mark; sure I'm good with that.

Wade; you bet.

Bob; cool .

Tyler; absolutely let's go but one more thing?

Ethan; yeah what's up?

Tyler; are we walking??

Mark; sure let's go * we all started walking to the sushi place and had lunch*

~ back with dark and anti~

Dark; * still pissed *

Anti; hey dark here's your lu........  * Stops when he sees dark sets his food down by the bed and walks off*

Dark; * sees anti walk out and calms down walking after him* anti wait.

Anti; * Keeps walking and goes downstairs to eat his lunch in the kitchen*.

Dark; anti please talk to me * standing in front of him*.

Anti; * beings eating*

Dark; ANTISEPTICEYE YALK TO ME * slams hand on the table anti is unphased*

Anti; what * I look up snapping at him growling *

Dark; * steps back* I asked you to speak to me u wasn't mad at you.

Anti; I know and I wasn't getting into this shit dark hence why I walked away * I spat at him in a harsh tone*

Dark; * stares blankly no one has ever been this rude to me aside from mark*

Anti; now if you please I wanna eat * I sit down and started eating*

Dark; * crosses legs floating above anti staring at him dumbfounded*

Anti; what in the fuck do you want * I say not looking up from my food*

Dark; I.........I'm sorry I snapped at you anti * and with that I walked back upstairs into my room laying down*

Anti; * looks confused and frustrated that he didn't let me say anything back but completely confused as to the reason darkiplier apologized * wtf ?

So uhhhhh I got busy again and it slipped my mind im sorry guys I'll keep this in mind so this is the longest chapter I've written and it was fun so I hope you all like it have a good day my people and I'll keep up writing ok so I will make sure of that

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