Roxy and Hussie

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Andrew Hussie [HUSSIE] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

Just randomly kissed you! tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

HUSSIE: I don't have a mouth

HUSSIE: but okay

TG: *she trails a kiss to your neck*

HUSSIE: well then

HUSSIE: I can dig this

TG: i r-really like you...

HUSSIE: you're drunk

TG: doesnt stop what i feel!

HUSSIE: *forces apple juice down your throat*

HUSSIE: Yes it does

HUSSIE: sh child

TG: num

TG: aj

TG: <3

HUSSIE: why did I make you

TG: *makes a pose*

TG: to be fabulous of course

HUSSIE: no

TG: pfft

HUSSIE: I made you because my girlfriend was drunk

HUSSIE: jk

HUSSIE: I have no girldriend

HUSSIE: I'm alone

HUSSIE: gimme some of that beer

TG: be mine!

TG: *hands u a beer*

HUSSIE: Fuck yea

HUSSIE: *drinks it*

HUSSIE: I'm so alone

TG: s-same *hiccup*

HUSSIE: *drinks ten of them*

HUSSIE: Wait

TG: cheers! *raises can*

HUSSIE: I don't have amouth

TG: what?

TG: shhhh

HUSSIE: How is this possible

TG: it just is

HUSSIE: touche

TG: because your andrew hussie

HUSSIE: *drinks more* WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

TG: *smirks*

TG: heh ok

HUSSIE: M DRNk

HUSSIE: lett hvr sum bbies

TG: *pulls you into a kiss, or er sloppy make out*

HUSSIE: *has sloppy makeout times without a mouth*

HUSSIE: *because I am andrew hussie*

TG: *doesnt make a difference because he can majically still kiss her back*

TG: magically*

HUSSIE: *magically screws the drunk character*

TG: *she was to drunk to remember anything*

HUSSIE: *wakes up the next morning with a hangover*

HUSSIE: fuck

TG: *she is snoring*

HUSSIE: now I want to kill off another character

TG: *lightly

HUSSIE: *slits her throat with a cat* there we go

TG: *dead*

HUSSIE: that's enough for one day

HUSSIE: Now to go find Satan

TG: *dead*

HUSSIE: that bitch owes me money

Andrew Hussie [HUSSIE] disconnected.

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