The next day in the kitchen)
Konan=who wants pancakes.
Itachi=me do mommy(raise hand)
Tobi=me to me to(raise hand)
Deidara=me first(raise hand)
Konan=sure(puts pancakes on each plate).
Deidara=mmm yes finally(stuff mouth)mmm.
Tobi=yay(raises mask and starts eating fast)
Itachi=hey they haf moe pancakes an me haf one pancake.
Konan=well itachi deidara and tobi are older and they can finish all their pancakes and you can't always finish yours.
Itachi=no fa wan moe pancakes.
Konan=okay I will give you some more if you can eat the pancake on your plate.
Itachi=otay(starts eating)mmm mommy wan juice.
Konan=sure orange or apple.
Itachi=hmm apple.
Konan=(fills sippy cup with apple juice)here you go itachi.
Itachi=thank you(sucks on sippy cup)
Tobi=(burp)more please. Deidara=(burp)more here to.
Konan=really your done okay here you go(puts pancakes on the older kids plates).
Tobi=thanks mama . Deidara=thanks mom. Itachi=ugh(burp)scuse me. Konan=your done itachi want another one.
Itachi=no thank you anyway.
Konan=huh.
Deidara=wha.
Tobi=what?
Konan=itachi say that again.
Itachi=otay no thank you anyway.
Konan=itachi you barely speaking in slurs.
Itachi=heh heh(gets sippy cup)me pway mommy. Konan=sure go ahead. Itachi=otay.
Pain=hey guys.
Konan=well if it not the man of the hour.
Pain=whatever you made coffee.
Konan=yeah its fresh. Pain=great so whats for breakfast konan. Konan=pancakes. Pain=alright(puts some on plate) so we on break today since my goals are done for in that case who want to go out to eat today.
Konan=depend where. Pain=well me and kakazu been over the bills and funds and found out we have some extra money so we can go out to eat and maybe to an arcade after our dinner. Deidara=mmmm(gulp)yeah! Tobi=yeah that fun(gulp) (with itachi)
Itachi=ha ha ha ha.
???=itachi.
Itachi=huh yea daddy? ???=itachi come here. Itachi=who you?
Kabuto=my name is kabuto heh heh you can be part of my little test heh heh. Itachi=(whimper)no weave me awone.
Kabuto=heh heh(walks to itachi)come on itachi(hisses)heh heh. Itachi=no!(runs away)
Kabuto=(wraps snake around itachi)heh heh this can get interesting I wonder how you deaged I can use this information for me to live forever but its needs tweaking I 'll cut you up and see.
Itachi=mommy daddy!!!
(in the kitchen)
Konan=itachi is calling for help lets go.
Pain=right.
Tobi=yeah.
Deidara=right!!!
(in itachi room)
Itachi=noo ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Konan=let him go! Pain=kabuto! Put my son down.
Kabuto=hmm you grown close to my little test subject
Pain=wait you done this to him.
Kabuto=no I want to know how he did it what did he do was this an jutsu or an chemical possibilties are endless I will be on my way(walks away).
Deidara=earth style c4!!!!!. Tobi=fire style fire lantern.
Kabuto=tsk tsk such weak jutsu cant hurt me chakra wall.
Deidara=stay away from him!!!
Tobi=(activates sharigan)stay away from tachi.
Kabuto=the sharigan huh heh heh its in its eternal stage huh that can help to help with my experiments to I am going to carve your chakra and I can use you tobi and itachi.
Konan=shikagami dance.
Kabuto=this might be interesting.
(battle start)
Pain use almighty push kabuto dodges use snake hunt runs to deidara with kunai deidara grabs an kunai and blocks attack tobi uses fire ball jutsu and shoots fireballs at kabuto and does mind field jutsu kabuto jumps from the circle and then deidara and tobi combine their jutsu to do c4 fire bomb konan throws paper shuriken at kabuto pain shoots his six paths at him.
Tobi=(huff huff)must keep mean guy away from itachi.
Deidara=dang he is tough.
Kabuto=heh heh I will be back itachi.
Itachi=(whimpers)
Pain=get out.
Kabuto= I shall leave heh heh your lucky this time(vanish)
Pain=ha and dont come back.
Konan=we are the strongest parents ever right.
Itachi=(sniff sniff). Deidara=itachi?
Konan=itachi?
Pain=itachi?
Tobi=tachi? Itachi=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Mommy!(runs to konan)
Konan=itachi(picks up the crying toddler). Itachi=waaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Konan=shhh its okay my little baby boy its okay dont cry its okay.
Pain=yeah come on its alright your safe(pats head)
Itachi=(sniff sniff)mommy(sniff)daddy. Konan=your okay dont cry anymore.
Itachi=(sniff).
Deidara=(huff huff)tired.
Tobi=me to.
Konan=okay that was tiring for the boys.
Itachi=was scawey mommy.
Konan=dont worry he wont come back okay.
Pain=see your safe. Itachi=otay(sniff sniff)can yall pway wif me.
Konan=yeah sure. Itachi=yay(digs in toy box and falls in)
Konan=itachi!!
Deidara=he is okay dont worry he did that to me and tobi.
Itachi=heh heh got it(pulls out train track and trains)pway twains hmm no dan and zet hewe.
Pain=no.
Itachi=yay! Hmm me wan pway an how me do thingies?
Pain=let me help you see you put the tracks together like this(connect pieces)
Itachi=hmm wike this daddy(connects pieces) pain=wow you did the whole thing that fast.
Konan=how did you do it.
Itachi=daddy did it an me did it.
Konan=hmm I wonder.
Itachi=mommy pway twains.
Konan=huh oh yeah sure. Itachi=hewe(hands toy train).
Konan=okay(takes train)so itachi.
Itachi=huh.
Konan=is there anything wrong.
Itachi=hmm no me otay. Konan=alright(something wrong with my baby boy I dont know what it is I just know it).
Deidara=(something is not right my chakra sensor eye is going crazy)
Tobi=(something not right with tachi hmm I wonder what)
Pain=( I can see dark chakra around itachi its orochimaru chakra what did kabuto do to him)
Itachi=...Awe yall sick.
Everybody=huh.
Itachi=quwiet it weird.
Konan=hey itachi come with me and daddy for an little dei tobi you to.
(in the lab)
Itachi=mommy daddy don wan be hewe it scawey.
Pain=dont worry you are okay with us(takes off top half off itachi pjs footies)okay lets see konan you might want to see this.
Konan=yes oh no the curse mark.
Pain=its not active though.
Konan=we can remove it right.
Pain= I dont know.
Konan=what!
Pain=its not that bad itachi has no hatred in him so he is good.
Itachi=mommy we pway. Konan=yeah later. Itachi=(groans)but wan pway.
Pain=dont worry we will play later okay me and mommy has something to do.
Itachi=(huff)(grunts and turns around in a pout) pain=come on itachi dont pout its okay look when we come back we will play with you.
Itachi=prouwmise.
Pain=what he say.
Konan=he said promise. Pain=yes I pain leader of the akatsuki promise I will play with you later.
Itachi=pinky prouwmise daddy(holds out pinky finger)mommy pinky prouwmise.
Pain=yes pinky promise.
Konan=me to.
Itachi=otay.
Pain=okay now we got to go so we are leaving now deidara tobi me and konan are leaving for three days the other guys will be here to watch you three.
Deidara=sure thing.
Tobi=yes tobi will be an good boy.
Itachi=me to mommy.
Konan=bye my little boys(kisses tobi and deidara on their cheek leaving an lipstick mark on their faces)(picks up itachi)and bye my little baby boy(kisses itachi on his cheek).
Itachi=heh heh another.
Konan=another kiss okay(kisses itachi on the other cheek).
Itachi=heh heh.
Konan=(puts itachi down)bye boys be good.
Pain=dont destroy the base. .....
Hidan=hey f****** whats up.
Deidara=mom and dad left.
Tobi=so yall taking care of us.
Kakazu=hey where is pain and konan at.
Deidara=gone they will be back in three days. Kisame=really.
Sasori=hmm can we last. Zetsu=so who wants breakfist.
Tobi=we already ate pancakes.
(all the men in the room yelled what)
Hidan=thats not fair d*****.
Deidara=you snooze you lose.
Itachi=heh heh.
Hidan=what ever
(after breakfast everybody was in the living room)
Itachi=heh heh(plays with toy phone)heh heh.
Hidan=well so what are we going to do now.
Kisame=its all guys here so what can we do.
Deidara=yall the adults here think of something. Itachi=hmm dan phone. Hidan=what phone. Itachi=phone talkie to sazh.
Hidan=sazh?
Kisame=the guy from final fantasy.
Itachi=untle fishy talkie sazh.
Kisame=umm I can't talk to him this is not an real.
Tobi=sazh is tachi little fox.
Kisame=okay(take phone)hello(press star button)
Itachi=nooo you hung up(press buttons on phone)hewe.
Kisame=sazh hello you would not believe the week I had.
(all the others male members started laughing)
Kisame=bye sazh.
Itachi=heh heh.
Kisame=(sniff sniff)whoa somebody made an stinky huh itachi.
Itachi=heh heh daipy.
Kisame=alright so hidan change his diaper.
Hidan=h*** no kakazu. Kakazu=nope sasori.
Sasori=your barking up the wrong tree zetsu.
Zetsu=dont look at me deidara tobi.
Tobi=no we do it all the time.
Deidara=your the adults yall take care of us not you.
Kisame=as adults we order you to change his diaper.
Tobi=umm(transport)
Deidara=later.
Kisame=man those kekkei genkai are good. Itachi=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah new daipy!
Kisame=okay okay itachi I got ya.
(one diaper change later cause I really want to skip the details)
Kisame=there your all clean now.
Itachi=heh heh daddy.
Kisame=huh what.
Itachi=me wan pway.
Kisame=where.
Itachi=wan pway
YOU ARE READING
Toddler itachi
Fanfiction[Currently rewriting the story] As one last chance of redemption there is no other option the only way to rid himself of his deeds he will have to die.
