Toddler itachi

Deaged

Konan=we’re home.
Deidara=yup home sweet home.
Pain=glad your back oh yeah  I  sent hidan on a mission get an potion here it is.
Hidan=got the potion it was an piece of cake.
Pain=hey careful dont toss it like that.
Hidan=sure.
Deidara=can  I  see.
Hidan=here(throws potion to deidara)
Deidara=crap!!
Pain=nooo.
(crack)
Deidara= I  am going to kill  hi.
(poof poof)
Konan=(cough cough)everybody okay. Pain=yeah deidara tobi. .... Itachi=dei tobi.
Boy=huh.
Boy=huh.
Konan=wait what.
(as the smoke cleared two toddlers were in the middle of the room)
Pain=deidara.
Konan=tobi.
Boy=yes.
Boy=wha.
Konan=my god.
Pain=grrr hidan(glare at hidan)
Hidan=crap.
Pain= I  am going to kick your f****** a**.
Hidan=(gulp)
Pain=(chases hidan)grr. Konan=ugh(picks up vial)the effects wears off in two weeks okay.
Itachi=whew  dei an tobi go.
Konan=if  I  tell itachi that his brothers are toddlers he would freak out so.
Itachi=mommy.
Konan=they left for two weeks on an mission they will be back.
Itachi=otay(sees deidara and tobi)who they.
Konan=they are your umm cousins.
Itachi=reawy(toddles to deidara and tobi) wan pway.
Tobi=yeah.
Deidara=no!
Itachi=why.
Deidara=dont wanna pway.
Itachi=otay.
Konan= I  forgot deidara was an pretty grumpy baby  I  wonder do they remember me(walks to deidara)dei. Deidara=mommy(runs to konan)tobi wan pway wif me an  I  dont wanna pway wif tobi.
Konan=play with your cousin then he is fun to play with.
Deidara=no  wanna pway wif tobi an cousin wan be awone.
Konan=come on just play with them.
Deidara=no!
Konan=thats it(pick up deidara)
Deidara=wet me go(kick legs)unn.
Konan=hold on(takes off diaper)there better. Deidara=yeah.
Konan=why dont you want to play with your cousin and tobi.
Deidara=daddy say that big boys dont pway.
Konan=pain is wrong dont worry.
Deidara=okay.
Konan=now lets get you an new diaper.
(4 minutes later)
Konan=there now go play. Deidara=okay hey wan pway now
(in the meeting area)
Kakazu=so they are kids again.
Konan=for two weeks yes has anybody seen pain.
Pain= I ’m here  I  have to just sit down  I  had quite the workout.
Sasori=where is hidan.
Pain=oh he is there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there.
Konan=go get him.
Pain=fine....Here.
Zetsu=yikes.
Kakazu=wow your leader for an reason.
Konan=not even  I  did that. Sasori=if you can't fix hidan dibs on his scythe. Hidan=d**** pain that hurt anyway the second vial is in my hand can you get it.
Pain=careful.
Hidan=(toss vial at pain)ha!.
Konan=pain!!
Teen=yeah.
Konan=what thats not the voice of him...Hidan(kicks hidans head into the trash bin)
Pain=well duh  I ’m not an toddler what do you think.
Konan=pain how old are you.
Pain=first my name is nagato not pain thats an pretty dumb name and second where  am  I  what the h*** am  I  wearing.
Konan=umm well what do you know so far.
Nagato= I  dont know an war or something  I  guess anyway  I  am 16 god  I ’m hungry whats to eat around here.
Konan=oh wow.
Nagato=so why am  I  here.
Sasori=well your master drop you off here. Nagato=okay but where is konan.
Konan=she is in an shelter.
Nagato=hmm okay so got any clothes cause what  I  am wearing now is depressing.
Konan=(what he has in his closet is not what  an teen likes)sure hidan got some clothes.
Hidan=wait what ugh fine you come here.
Nagato=these clothes can not be depressing.
(in hidan room)
Hidan=here take these.
Pain=this is better.
(pain dressed him self in dark jean  pants an black shirt and black converse)
Pain=is there any other kids here.
Hidan=three toddlers .
Pain=not on diaper duty then.
Hidan=hey your 16 you can handle it.
Pain=fine.
(with the said toddlers) itachi=wat wanna pway. Tobi=umm hmm dunno.
Deidara=(ugh)bored uh oh. Tobi=wat.
Deidara=hafta potty. Tobi=wat potty. Deidara=nothin you haf be big boy to see...Mommy!
(with konan)
Konan=dei calling  I  wonder why hmm.
(in itachi room)
Konan=yes deidara.
Deidara= I  haf that thing again.
Konan=thing hmm oh  I  remember come on dei.
(in the bathroom)
Konan=here now dei you remember how to use the potty.
Deidara=umm  I  know(sits on toilet).
Konan=and what else. Deidara=umm  I  dunno. Konan=just stop holding in the pee or poop.
Deidara=oh yeah....(looks in toilet)mommy  I  did it  I  big boy now!!!!
Konan=good job deidara(picks up deidara)oh  I  am so proud of you dei.
Deidara=yay daddy pain say  I  big boy now.
Konan=yeah...Anyway what do you do next.
Deidara=...Umm dunno. Konan=come on you know this.
Deidara= I  know(flush toilet)that.
Konan=yeah thats what you do okay now get you something special. Deidara=heh yay  I  wear big boy pants.
Konan=yeah(gets pull up)here.
Deidara=...Mommy this daipy  I  no wan wear daipy.
Konan=no its not an diaper pull up are for big boys when they not ready for big boy shorts.
Deidara=oh the me go potty right.
Konan=yeah but for now you get an treat.
Deidara=reawy wat. Konan=you will see.
(in the living room) konan=here(hands play dough)
Deidara=pway dough thank you mommy.
Konan=your welcome now go show everybody your big boy pants.
Deidara=yay.
In kakazu room)
Deidara=kaka kaka lookie.
Kakazu= I ’m busy sewing up hidan.
Deidara=heh lookie  I  haf big boy shorts see(show pull up)see.
Kakazu=good job deidara now go  I  have to fix hidan. Hidan=what what happen. Kakazu=deidara been potty trained again(jabs hidan with needle)
Hidan=ow the f*** man.
Kakazu=stop being reckless.
(in sasori room)
Deidara=sori sori look  I  haf big boy shorts.
Sasori=good for you you got toilet trained again so go do something else.
(in the hallway)
Nagato=where am  I  going hmm(sees itachi and tobi)hmm those are the other kids(walks into itachi room)
(itachi room)
Nagato=hey whats your name.
Itachi=itachi an this tobi.
Tobi=hi.
Nagato=hey  I  thought there was three kids where the other kid.
Tobi=he go potty. Nagato=okay so nice meeting you later.
Tobi=....Who he.
Itachi=dunno.
Deidara=hey guys.
Tobi=dei wan pway wif us. Deidara=yeah.
(40 minutes later)
Deidara=zzzzzzz. Tobi=zzzzzzzzz. Itachi=zzzzzzzzz.
Konan=huh aww they are all tired(picks up toddlers and put them in itachi crib)
(the next day)
Deidara=ow where am  I  why is it so cramped here.
Tobi=ouch where am  I  what happen dei.
Deidara= I  dunno.
Itachi=mmm dei obi. Tobi=itachi?
Deidara=itachi.
Itachi=mommy say you do ninja stuff.
Deidara=we did?
Tobi=yeah.
Itachi=otay.
Tobi=great umm.
Deidara=wait if we are in a room full of baby stuff wait we are in itachi room!
Tobi=well lets go. Deidara=night itachi. Itachi=noooo stay hewe. Deidara=but itachi that crib is to small.
Tobi=yeah what he say.
Itachi=but but(sniff sniff)otay.
Deidara=dont look into his baby sharigan its effective.
Tobi=cant look.
Itachi=but you gone an me miss you an(sniff sniff)
Deidara=okay fine we will sleep with you okay.
Tobi=tobi and dei dei will sleep with you. Itachi=otay(yawn)night tobi night dei. Deidara=night itachi. Tobi=night tachi.