Q: What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
A: he burped 7 up! :D
Boy: knock knock,
Boys sister: who's there?
Boy: boo!
Boys sister: boo who?
Boy: don't cry it's only a joke!
Q:what is forest gumps password?
A:1forest1
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
I know, it's exciting for me too!
Thank you lunarchronicles for this joke! Why did the fungi go to the party? Because he was a fun guy!
Some of these jokes were from my best friend Jazmin (jazy51) and some I thought of. Also some I got from my sis and commenters.
