*UNDER EDITING* Optimus Prime Love Story (Transformers Second Book)

Chapter 3 Mrs. Blond Bitch

Finally, the instructor noticed Sam and said, "Young man, there are no questions until I've reached the climax of my lecture," while Sam got up from his seat.

"I just finish your book but and there's only one problem" Sam told the teacher, "Einstein's wrong," which made everyone in the class laugh.

"Sammy, please stop" I whispered, trying really hard not to be heard by anyone else.

I watched Sam rushed to the front of the class, ignored the teacher, and began writing quickly on the chalkboard. He began speaking so quickly that I was unable to make out a single signal word he was using. I immediately recognized the weird old Cybertronian symbols as he began writing them on the chalkboard. It was difficult for me to grasp most of it, but one thing was certain, it was an ancient Cybertronian language. At last, Sam started talking quickly again and making funny weird faces. He finally stopped and everyone was staring at him as if he was insane.

"Young man, this is my universe here. I will not be punk'd in front of the Dean" the instructor spat at Sam, while getting in his face, "Do you understand?" He was reprimanding Sam in front of the whole class and started walking around in circles around him.

"I am the Alpha and the Omega" He said , "Get out of my class!" Everyone laughed except for me as I watched Sam bolt out of the classroom. Finally, the instructor looked at us.

"Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?" He asked. Nobody spoke up. He then gave a nod and resumed the lecture. I was a bit mad at the guy so without anybody noticing I hacked into the school's system and secretly mess around with the guy's profile by changing his name to Mr. Jerk. After that, I just continued to ignore the guy till the end of class.

At last, class was out. It was over, and I felt so relieved. Every minute that went by, I come closer to falling asleep. I hurried out of the classroom to go check on Sam and find out what was wrong with him in the dorms. Suddenly, Miss Blond Bitch and Leo, who was approaching her while holding a pizza box, were the first people I saw as I entered the dorm.

"Alicia, mi Amor, can I interest you in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special? Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. Basically, I've got, like, 18 inches of meat. Unless you're vegetarian. All right. It's cool. I am, too," Leo said, showing her the pizza, but he soon changed his mind when he noticed the blonde's lack of interest.

"Sam home?" Miss Blond Bitch asked. I rolled my eyes.

'Yeah, this bitch is definitely up to something' I thought to myself, 'I need to find out what cuz momma is going to kick a blond bitch's ass again."

"Sam? I think he's died, but why don't we check?" Leo stated and opened the door to their room, but we all stopped dead in our tracks. It was if a coloring tornado had splattered colorful writing all over the walls, furniture, and equipment in the room. Sam was sweating as if he had just misplaced his phone, and the entire dorm was covered with many symbols on the wall. He had experienced this on numerous occasions, and whenever it happens, he gets extremely anxious.

"Hey!" Sam said, "You ever have a song stuck in your head? It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeat itself, repeat itself?" Sam questioned as he moved towards a mini-fridge behind.

He began tossing kitten calendars everywhere, while saying, "Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar."

"Dude, what the eff?" Leo muttered as he observed Sam.

"Are you alright, Sammy? Would you like us to take you to the doctor?" I asked worried and freaked out.

"I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good. This is the part..." He started to explain and was going to show us something until he became paranoid when he knocked over a few papers.

"SSSHHS, SSSHHH!!!!!" all of us remained silent as he shushed us.