CREEPYPASTA ZODIACS (RECONTINUED)

#103

HERE IS PART 3 OF COOL REACTION TO MEETING A PASTA!!

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Aquarius:
EJ: hey.
Reader: what the fuck!
EJ: you're going to live in the Slender mansion now
Reader: oh cool, let's go!
EJ: there's no wifi.
Reader: on second thoughts... I UH... I-I-I THINK I JUST SAW PEWDIEPIE, BYE!!

Pisces:
Jeff: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONNNS
Reader: SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
Jeff: SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SKULL
Reader: SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
Jeff: bffs?
Reader: for life.

Aries:
Glitchy Red: helllllloo~
Reader: wtf... oh... hey.... wanna hear a joke?
Glitchy Red: not rea-
Reader: Why did Red cross the road?
Glitchy Red: what?
Reader: to get run over by me hehe *mumbles* you're next
Glitchy Red: what the fu- I think I'll be going now... hehe

Taurus:
Dark Link: heh heh hello princess/prince~
Reader: *pours paint on him* now twerk
Dark Link: YOU ARE STILL GOING ON ABOUT THIS INSIDE JOKE?
Reader: you know it fairy boy
Dark Link: THAT'S FAIRY MAN TO YOU
Reader: whateverrr goodnight
Dark Link: can I sleep with you?
Reader: think about what you just said... what's the answer?
Dark Link: ye-
Reader: NO

Gemini:
BEN: Hey. Call me daddy.
Reader: Can you be my daddy?
BEN: yeah bby girl
Reader: guess what? I'M ADOPTED! BYE BEN!!!

Cancer:
Sally: play with me
Reader: what game? I like video games
Sally: I'm not even gonna bother *shouts out* FINE BEN YOU CAN HAVE HER/HIM
BEN: yassssssssssssss its like Christmas in November!

Leo:
Sonic.EXE: I am god
Reader: I doubt that
Sonic.EXE: why?
Reader: well your normal counterpart is Sonic and in the games he appears in he's good for speed but everything else sucks therefor you suck as well. I WILL ALWAYS PREFER SANIC! (Yes I meant to write SANIC)

Virgo:
Slendyyy: hello
Reader: sup
Slendyyy: this is where you run and scream
Reader: *slowly walks around the room* *pretends to be scared but is sarcastic about it* happy?
Slendyyy: you and Jeff would be the best of friends

Libra:
Jeff: *comes through a hole in the roof*
BEN: *also comes through hole*
Another 5 creepypastas: *come through  hole*
Reader: ... ITS RAININ MEN HALLELUJAH!!! ITS RAININ MEN HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Scorpio:
Laughing Jack: Beep beep I'm a sheep
Reader: I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Laughing Jack: Beep beep I'm a sheep
Reader: I said beep beep I'm a sheep

Sagittarius:
Clockwork: tic tock tic tock your time is up
Reader: no it isn't, the death clock website says I still have 10 seconds! Oh wait........
Clockwork: *smirks if that's even possible*
Reader: I'm too cool so I won't let you kill me. Imma kill myself!
Clockwork: you don't seem depressed
Reader: I'm not I'd just rather take my own life rather than being murdered

Capricorn:
???: Human, but not quite
Reader: who dafuck are you?
???: I still wish I had arms...
Reader: aww that's a shame... wait... HOW DO YOU GO ON THE INTERNET WITH NO ARMS?
???: ... it's a sad sad life
Reader: *lets out a horrific gasp*

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See how the last one said ??? Well the first person to figure out and comment who that is will get a shout out on my next chapter! And if someone has already said the answer please don't repeat it, it makes my life just that little bit harder. Have a good dayyyy!