Snapchat (Taehyung x reader) WATTYS 2018

Fourteen

You: my eyes are dilated

You: i shouldn't be on my phone

You: but i don't care

Taebear: get off your phone

You: excuse me i live in america

You: i have a right to be on my phone

Taebear: well I live in South Korea

Taebear: so put away your phone and rest

You: no 

You: weren't we supposed to trade?

Taebear: yeah

You: why haven't we yet?

Taebear: because someone doesn't know how to listen

You: Min Yoongi??

You: WAIT LET ME RANT ABOUT HIM

Taebear: if i listen, will you rest?

You: yes 

Taebear: go on

You: OKAY SO YOONGI IN THE SAVE ME MUSIC VIDEO

You: DAMN DADDY

You: OH AND HIM IN FIRE

You: I SWEAR MY OVARIES EXPLODED

You: OH AND JUNGKOOK

You: FUCK ME MAKNAE

You: SHIT AND TAEHYUNG

You: HE'S JUST WRECKING ME HARDDDDDDD

You: AND DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS DICK WAS AT THE MEET AND GREET

You: I MOANED

Taebear: his dick at a meet and greet?

You: let me get the link and show you

Taebear: oh my god no don't

You:

You: DAMN FUCK ME DADDY

Taebear: what the fuck

You: isn't it big?

Taebear: how the fuck did armies get this?

You: we're talented ;)

You: like my tongue

You: tongue technology

You: oh shit i have a song coming

Taebear: don't sing Yoongi's AGUST D

You: HUMP ME

You: FUCK ME

You: DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE

Taebear: stop no don't be cupcakke

You: damn i wish i was as confident as cupcakke

You: if a guy showed me his dick in person, bish i'll be running

You: i don't want to see your 1cm dick

Taebear: am i exception?

You: oh shit your dick is probably 1mm

Taebear: wow

You: :)

Taebear: crap gotta go to practice, bye

You: bye loserrrrr :)

Taebear: bye bish

You: :0 bye dumbass <3