Sollux X Reader ~Nerds~

Chapter Twelve

8:22- FUCKTATO

8:22- FUCK. THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY BAD.

8:23- OKAY FINE, I'LL JUST WAIT. IMPATIENTLY. YOU BETTER NOT MESSAGE ME IN CLASS YOU BULGELICK

Dumba22, what the hell man? -8:24
II wa2 in  cla22 when I got the2e dude.

8:24- DO I GIVE A SHIT? NO. I DONT GIVE ONE FLYING SHIT ABOUT YOUR CARES YOU DOUCHE. CLASS HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET.

Je2u2, calm down okay. 2orry -8:25

What diid you need to 2ay though?-8:25

8:27- JUST MEET ME IN THE DAMN LIBRARY DURING LUNCH OKAY? I CAN'T TEXT NOW, CLASS STARTS IN 3 MINUTES.

II know.-8:29

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Soon enough, the bell rang and almost everyone was in their seat.

I don't think I listened in any of my classes up to lunch, most of the time I had a window seat, so I could see into the sky and just daydream about a dozen things at once and not be able to recall even one of them.

Though, eventually it was time for lunch. I hurried to the vending machine and grabbed a juice before lightly jogging to the Library.

As I got to the Library doors, I looked around for Karkat before I finally spotted the messy haired borderline emo/ and or scene boy.

I rocked on my heels for a moment, resting my hands around the straps of my bookbag awkwardly before contemplating walking to him.

Eventually I found myself doing so anyway, I walked behind him and poked him on the shoulder, clearly startling him a bit cause he looked like he was ready to punch me.

I snickered a bit as he shooed me off of him, "DON'T TOUCH ME FUCKASS." he said rudely.

"Alriight alriight, jeez" I said backing up defensively raising my hands.

"The plan...?" I said curiously, squatting down to see his computer since I didn't have a chair.

"WELL, I FOUND THIS. AND WELL, HERE'S THE PLAN, I WILL INVITE HER TO THE TOURNAMENT, AND SINCE YOU ALREADY WILL HAVE KNOWN ABOUT IT YOU CAN GO TOO." he said, clearly not having things completely thought out.

On his screen showed an upcoming Smash Tournament event for this Saturday. But to imagine if we went against each other...that would be so amazing. Though I can't say which of us would win.

Probably me...or not. Maybe not. Probably not.

I thought for a minute before speaking, "2o, how do you hope for thii2 to help me get her back?" I asked.

"UM, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS...? YOU LET HER BEAT YOU AND LET IT BE A LIFE LESSON. HAVE YOU NEVER PAYED ATTENTION DURING ROMANTIC COMEDIES? SHE WILL ONLY FORGIVE YOU IF SHE NOTICES CHANGE, AND THAT YOU'VE LEARNED." he said in what seemed like a rude manner, but actually meant alot to me.

"You're riight, -!" I said happily, "I KNOW." he interrupted before I could finish my words.

"Thank2 2O much Karkat" I said, attempting to give him a hug but was pushed away.

"YEAH, NO. I DONT THINK SO, DON'T THINK IM NOT STILK PISSED AT YOU, CAUSE I AM. I LEFT (Y/N) ALONE IN THAT CAFETERIA JUST TO COME TELL YOU THIS, SO DONT YOU *DARE* FUCK UP, GOT IT CAPTOR?" he said intimidatingly, before the bell rang. I nodded vigorously.

Just then, I was ready

To do

A THING~~~
                                                                       

A/N:

News reporter: JOHN! YOU ARE FINALLY BACK FROM THE FUCKING DEAD. WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG? ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR BUSINESS IS ALMOST EXTINCT? YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED EGBERT.

John: yeah yeah, I know. But guess what Karkat, you don't right any Damn stories do you? Nope. I didn't think so. I was on hiatus cause I have been incredibly busy with family drama, stress, and school work. Im sorry to all of my readers, but please stop burning my pizza joints guys. They're my only source of income!

Readers: yeah, uh, fuck you John. You don't understand the emotional trauma you've put us through. And like, not to mention how we are about to fall off of this cliff here with how long you've LEFT US HANGING *begins to light a match as they pour lighter fluid around and inside of the pizza joint*

John: *mortified* Wh-! N-no! Please! DONT DO THIS PLEASE!

Readers: *puts matches away* fine, this is your last chance John Egbert. We expect an update before May 3rd, am I clear?

John: *nods vigorously* totally not mocking Sollux-

Readers: SHUT the hELL UP.

John: *scared*                                   ffffffdssjssdsjsskmsjssdsjs okay. (·-·")

((author: PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT WHATEVER YOU WANT IDC ANYWAY THANKS FOR SO MANY READS AHHHHHH I LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤❤❤)