Chapter three

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He looked at me.

I was dead silent.

Until I spoke

Then I wasn't.

"Hey Karkat, can we talk outside."

"UM....OKAY??"

And so he opened the door and then we were outside again.

"Why didn't you tell me this was a boy."

"YOU NEVER ASKED."

"BRUH I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOOOOOOO"

"YEAH. YOU KINDA SHOULD IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW."

"Karkat. He's like.....CUTE. Like actually somewhat kind of attractive."

"OH NO, DON'T TELL ME YOUR OVARIES ARE GONNA EXPLODE OR SOMETHING"

"Man. I dunno what the fuck will happen. Mostly anxiety."

"WE ARE NO LONGER HAVING THIS CONVERSATION"

He grabbed my hand.

WHYYYYYYY

Okay

"BACK INSIDE."

He hauled me inside as I cussed and kicked and screamed, in the end being even more of an idiot.

"SOLLUX COME TALK TO THIS GIRL"

"2ure, whatever KK"

And so Karkat threw me onto a couch next to this boy.

I couldn't help but notice he was playing Smash Bros Brawl.

"Lame." I said.

"What? No thiis game2 awe2ome. 2hut up."

"Sure you think it's awesome now, but after you've played Project M, this shit gets lame."

The boy nearly dropped his controller.

"Y-YOU HAVE PROJECT M????"

He proceeded to flip his shit.

I couldn't help but notice his lisp.

Haha, he has a LITHP

Anyway, haha, anyway

I spoke,

"Yea. It's not even hard to get."

"I don't have a biig enough fla2hdriive"

"I meannnnn..."

I trailed off.

I was hesitant, since it was my baby.

And so I spoke again.

Why why why

Anyway.

"You can borrow mine if you–"

"Thank you, fuck ye2222"

He stood up and did like a bunch of happy shit.

Man idk

It was adorable tho

Of sorts

I wanted to change the subject for some reason.

"So hey, I didn't get your name. I'm (y/n) by the way."

He plopped back down.

Welp.

"2ollux. 2ollux Captor"

Of course, I made my smart remarks.

"So like, is it Sollux, or Tholluckth? Just out of curiosity."

I snickered.

Karkat punched my arm after sitting on the couch with us with like a drink or something.

"BE NICE (Y/N)"

"I am. It was just a question."

"IIt'2 2ollux. 2......THHHHHHHH.....FUCK. FUCK THII2. My mouth won't.....It won't make the 2ound okay 2o cry me a riiver, buiild a briidge, and get over iit."

"Okay Tholluckth"

"YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE."

"Oops. Sorry. AHEM. OOOOKAY SOLLUX"

"You aren't two briight are you?"

"Only as bright as you want me to be."

"I want you two be dull"

"Thure thing m8"

"Diid you ju2t iimply that II'm dull?"

"Maybe."

"OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WILL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW BEFORE THERES A FIGHT. BYE"

Karkat grabbed my hand and we left

Did I say he was cute?

Haha, very funny

He was like someone took a shit on there grammar.

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